Alan Joseph Bauer

Alan Joseph Bauer

About Alan Joseph Bauer

Dr. Alan Joseph Bauer was born and raised in Chicago. After receiving a Bachelor in Biochemistry from Harvard and a Ph.D. in the same from the University of Wisconsin-Madison, he took a Fulbright Fellowship to Israel. Bauer lives with his family in Jerusalem and is the Chief Scientist of a local technology company.

Articles by Alan Joseph Bauer

Yeah, You Forgot About God

Mar 13, 2026

Yeah, You Forgot About God

Between a Mullah and a Hard Place

Mar 12, 2026

Between a Mullah and a Hard Place

The Democrats’ Republic of Iran

Mar 11, 2026

The Democrats’ Republic of Iran

A Total Disgrace

Mar 10, 2026

A Total Disgrace

Everyone's in on It

Mar 09, 2026

Everyone's in on It

Anchors Aweigh!

Mar 08, 2026

Anchors Aweigh!

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So, What Is Normal?

Mar 06, 2026

So, What Is Normal?

The Iranian Two-Step

Mar 05, 2026

The Iranian Two-Step

I Hate You More Than I Love Them

Mar 04, 2026

I Hate You More Than I Love Them

Townhall Is Unique

Mar 03, 2026

Townhall Is Unique

Punctuated Living

Mar 02, 2026

Punctuated Living

Candace Carlson

Mar 01, 2026

Candace Carlson

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They Always Underestimate America

Feb 27, 2026

They Always Underestimate America

The State of Disunion

Feb 26, 2026

The State of Disunion

Thank You, Jack Hughes

Feb 25, 2026

Thank You, Jack Hughes

Goodbye, Chicago Bears

Feb 24, 2026

Goodbye, Chicago Bears

Tucker Carlson's Sleight of Hand

Feb 23, 2026

Tucker Carlson's Sleight of Hand

Iran Did Not Get the Memo

Feb 22, 2026

Iran Did Not Get the Memo

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Discipline Required

Feb 20, 2026

Discipline Required

AI – AI – O

Feb 19, 2026

AI – AI – O

They'll Never Learn

Feb 18, 2026

They'll Never Learn

Seventh Inning Stretcher

Feb 17, 2026

Seventh Inning Stretcher

Yeah, They Really Are Against You

Feb 16, 2026

Yeah, They Really Are Against You

As Israel Goes, So Goes America

Feb 15, 2026

As Israel Goes, So Goes America

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The Antisemitism Broken Record

Feb 13, 2026

The Antisemitism Broken Record

Ingrates R’ Us

Feb 12, 2026

Ingrates R’ Us

Technological Sweet Spot

Feb 11, 2026

Technological Sweet Spot

When Canadians Were Actually Funny

Feb 10, 2026

When Canadians Were Actually Funny

Same Old, Same Old

Feb 09, 2026

Same Old, Same Old

The War on Warring

Feb 08, 2026

The War on Warring

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If Epstein Did Not Exist, They Would Have Had to Invent Him

Feb 06, 2026

If Epstein Did Not Exist, They Would Have Had to Invent Him

Iran's Many Moving Parts

Feb 05, 2026

Iran's Many Moving Parts

Patience, Folks, Patience

Feb 04, 2026

Patience, Folks, Patience

Billie Hellish

Feb 03, 2026

Billie Hellish

Make America America Again

Feb 02, 2026

Make America America Again

The Gift That Keeps on Giving

Feb 01, 2026

The Gift That Keeps on Giving

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Cultural Apocalypse

Jan 30, 2026

Cultural Apocalypse

Holocaust + 80

Jan 29, 2026

Holocaust + 80

That’s Not Who We Are Except for Now

Jan 28, 2026

That’s Not Who We Are Except for Now

A Once-in-a-Lifetime Teachable Moment

Jan 27, 2026

A Once-in-a-Lifetime Teachable Moment

Not All Pirates Are Somali

Jan 26, 2026

Not All Pirates Are Somali

When We Choose to Fool Ourselves

Jan 25, 2026

When We Choose to Fool Ourselves

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Dr. Trump Visits the Sick Men of Europe

Jan 23, 2026

Dr. Trump Visits the Sick Men of Europe

Welcome to the Old World Order

Jan 22, 2026

Welcome to the Old World Order

The Reality of the Middle East

Jan 21, 2026

The Reality of the Middle East

America's Three-Party System

Jan 20, 2026

America's Three-Party System

The Minnesota Monsters

Jan 19, 2026

The Minnesota Monsters

Israel Misunderstood

Jan 18, 2026

Israel Misunderstood

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The Bay of Figs

Jan 16, 2026

The Bay of Figs

Tintin Was Deadly Wrong

Jan 15, 2026

Tintin Was Deadly Wrong

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