Kurt Schlichter

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Kurt  Schlichter
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I'm Excited About Joe Biden's Vaccine Mandate VIP
By Kurt Schlichter
Let's talk about Joe Biden and his vaccine insanity.Joe Biden has decreed that basically unless you get a vaccine, you ...
September 11, 2021
Send the Incompetent Brass a Message: Don't Enlist
By Kurt Schlichter
Sometimes they need to learn by pain. There are only two ways we patriots can force our failed military leadership ...
September 09, 2021
Biden Now Polling Somewhere Between Toe Fungus and The Lincoln Project VIP
By Kurt Schlichter
Gosh, I was informed by all the smart people of smartness that Have A Beer Joe was a popular and ...
September 08, 2021
The New Rules Bite Libs Right in the Uterus
By Kurt Schlichter
You know, there was a time when I might have thought that the Texas legislature’s creative lawmaking that lets random ...
September 06, 2021
The Afghanistan Clown Show Couldn't Have Gotten Any Worse, But Then It Did VIP
By Kurt Schlichter
Hey, everybody! Welcome to this week's "Stream of Kurtiounsess"! Now, I'm looking at the Afghanistan withdrawal and thinking that this ...
September 03, 2021
This Guy Is Senile and Can the Media Stop Pretending He’s Not?
By Kurt Schlichter
Look, Biden is senile. He was always stupid, and always stubbornly attached to whatever dumb ideas formed in the spongy ...
September 02, 2021
I Cannot Handle All the Not Winning VIP
By Kurt Schlichter
Since when did America become a country of losers, a country of ne’er-do-well half-steppers who look around at everything turning ...
September 01, 2021
Own Your Failure Biden Voters
By Kurt Schlichter
I will admit my own relatively minor failure: I voted for invertebrate-con Mitt Romney in 2012 and have spent the ...
August 30, 2021
I Don't Feel Particularly Funny Today VIP
By Kurt Schlichter
Hi, everybody. This is the "Stream of Kurtiousness," the Townhall VIP video that I am usually funny on, but I ...
August 27, 2021
Resign
By Kurt Schlichter
Rip those stars off your pathetic nostalgia costumes and resign. Quit. Tell that crusty Pinocchio in the White House and ...
August 27, 2021
The Shame of the Never Trumpers
By Kurt Schlichter
This is on them, those brave and bold MSNBCNN warriors who sold out the conservatives who once took their cruises ...
August 26, 2021
The Political Jihad Squad VIP
By Kurt Schlichter
Astonishingly, there are reports that say that the geniuses in the White House think that they are going to be ...
August 25, 2021
The First Step in Saving Our Military
By Kurt Schlichter
Our military has descended into this kind of morass of failure before – maybe not this deeply, but deeply enough ...
August 23, 2021
How Are Those Mean Tweets Looking Now? VIP
By Kurt Schlichter
Hi everybody, welcome to the "Stream of Kurtiousness," in a kind of dark and hideous week. This is a disaster ...
August 20, 2021
Can Larry Elder Save California?
By Kurt Schlichter
The answer to the question posed by the title is “No,” at least not alone, and I suspect Larry Elder ...
August 19, 2021
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