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The only thing that keeps me from embracing conspiracy theories right now is the fact that the Democrats, regime media, and bureaucracy are so freaking incompetent that I'm not sure they could pull off a conspiracy. I'm not sure they could make it happen. But holy guacamole, this is insane. All the stuff that's happening... it's like, "Can I have a White Swan, please? Something that's not paradigm-shifting insanity."
