Let’s start our 2026 by imagining the worst-case scenario – that Donald Trump was somehow beaten by that drunken trollop in 2024. Where would we be right now? Well, we’d be in a very different country, and many of us might very well be in cells. You’ve got a lot of black-pilling from people on our side that not enough people have been arrested, or the administration is moving too slowly on their particular obsession, or that everything isn’t perfect, which means everything is wrong. There’s some truth to that, because we can always do better, but we cannot forget that divine Providence has smiled upon us. We didn’t dodge a bullet. We dodged an 18-inch shell from the USS Kamala.
We got so damn lucky, and even as we continue to press the Republicans to do more, more, more, and more faster, faster, faster, and faster, we should never forget that.
If that clinical moron had won the presidency, she probably would’ve won the House, too. So, let’s assume we kept the Senate, and let’s assume we also kept the same set of tofu-spined senators who have only been kept in line by the unholy terror Donald Trump wields upon them like a whip and a chair. With him out of the picture – more about how he’d be out of the picture in federal prison for a decade or so below – these losers would’ve been encouraged to let their failure flag fly. It would be nerds gone wild as helpful Republicans would reach across the aisle to help Democrats complete their conversion of America into communist chaos. And as they did, those useless GOP collaborators would tell themselves that they were the adults in the room, but more on Epstein later.
Donald Trump shut down the border on day one. The exact opposite would’ve happened if he had lost. Instead of a couple of million aliens being self-deported or having deportation thrust upon them, we would have added three, four, or even more millions more. As you recall, the Democrat and GOP traitor party line was that it was absolutely impossible to close down the border except by signing onto Senator Jiminy Lankford’s magic beans deal that would lock in huge rates of Third World peasant immigration forever. And we wouldn’t have even gotten the magic beans under Kamala. She would have laid out the welcome mat and thrown the doors back open as part of Operation Great Replacement. You don’t need to struggle to guess who would be the ones being replaced.
Up in Minnesota, the Learing Centers would have vastly expanded. One of Kamala Harris’s promises was to take this childcare scam and increase it exponentially. Remember that the Democrats aren’t against fraud. That’s like J.B. Pritzker being against carbohydrates or Tim Walz being against show tunes. And forget DOGE. Every transsexual Ecuadorian with a mime troupe and a bank account would still be getting USAID money. Plus, you would still be subsidizing the Volvo Bolsheviks’ NPR habit. And the Green New Deal? Stacy Abrams would have gotten her $2 billion, but that probably wouldn’t have stopped her from being appointed as the new FBI director (and being confirmed with invertebrate Republican votes). After all, she checks all the boxes – she’s not a person of pallor, she’s female (though, sadly, she was apparently born that way), she’s a communist, and she’s fat. The entire administration would be filled with DEI people who lucked into their jobs by winning the intersectional bingo game. A Kamala Harris administration would have been a jobs program for dumb people who are as loud as they are mediocre.
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What would the Heels-in-the-Air administration be doing? Not releasing the Epstein files, because nobody would care. There would be nothing in it for lol-bertarian Thomas Massie, so that he wouldn’t have stuck Republicans in the back with it – he would have found something else to stick Republicans in the back with. Of course, the Democrats weren’t going to release it for the same reason they didn’t release it when Joe Biden didn’t release it – there’s nothing in there that trashes Trump, though there’s a lot in there that trashes Democrats.
What they would be doing is prosecuting Republicans, and not a little bit. All the J6 defendants whose civil rights were treated like an Insane Clown Posse concert porta-potty after a Juggalo chili cook-off would still be rotting in prison for the crime of actually showing up in the People’s House thinking they had rights. But the real story would be Donald Trump. He would absolutely be convicted in Washington by a jury that voted 95% against him and judges that voted 100% against him on the charges that, like in New York, had never been filed against anybody else before. The New York judge would’ve sent him to prison. The Atlanta thing would still be going on, and the federal jury would’ve convicted him, though he was absolutely being framed. They would’ve sent him to federal prison, his crime being that he beat the Democrat establishment and dared to try to give voice to the useful and patriotic half of America.
And they would not have stopped with the ex-president. All of us who refused to comply would be targets. The framing would’ve gone into high gear and spread to other Republicans. Everybody and his brother with an (R) after his name, except for the compliant collaborators, would have been charged with seditious conspiracy for pointing out an obviously fraudulent election, then dragged in front of the corrupt DC bench and juries to be framed.
Their goal would be to eliminate any possibility of an effective Republican Party and an effective resistance, and the shameful thing is that some members of the GOP would be eager to help. After all, while we have cleaned up our roster, too many Republican elected officials are much more comfortable taking scraps from the table from their Democrat masters than actually standing up and fighting back against the destruction of our country.
The destruction of our country would’ve continued apace. Under Trump, the amazing Harmeet Dhillon has personally led the 180° turn by the Department of Justice in the prosecution of civil rights violations by actually recognizing that it is wrong to violate the rights of white Americans and males. The heart of wokeness is barely beating now; if Harris had won, it would’ve gotten 10 cc of epinephrine stat and been shocked with the defibrillator paddles. Recently, JD Vance noted that Americans no longer have to apologize for being white; under the venomous race communist government of Kamala Harris, you would’ve had to plead “not guilty” for your pale perfidy.
Make no mistake. They would’ve been coming for your guns, and they would’ve been coming for your boy’s penis, as perverted deviants would have made bizarre, transsexual indoctrination mandatory and its criticism forbidden. Say goodbye to the right to say what you think. Look at Europe and how they’re arresting people for the crime of speaking. Have you noticed how none of Kamala’s friends are standing up for free speech today? That’s because they’re against it. They actively believe it would be a good thing if they could toss you in jail for saying stuff, and they absolutely would, given the opportunity. Oh, they would’ve called it “hate speech” or “misinformation” or labeled it some other way to make their tyranny seem benign, but we know their game. It’s the same game dictators always play. They want you disarmed, disenfranchised, and disinclined even to attempt to exercise what had formerly been your right to participate in your own governance.
Don’t even get me started on what they’d be doing to your church. They would not have been satisfied with taking away its nonprofit status. They would’ve actively interfered with the teachings, forcing the faithful to adopt the moral paradigm of some SSRI-ridden, Chardonnay-gulping wine woman who reads books with names like “Where the Sea Urchin Dreams of Me Abandoning My Family So I Can Find Myself.”
Maduro would still be in power, and the Delta Force would be 50% Muslim transwomen of color who are differently abled and fat. Our military would still be in a recruiting crisis, as normal people would refuse to dive headfirst into a bubbling cauldron of social pathologies. Our generals would look like they belonged in a Columbia faculty lounge as they continued their record of zero major wars won unequivocally in the prior 30 years. If Putin hadn’t already won the Ukraine War, he certainly would be closing in on it. Europe would get a free pass on carrying its weight, just like it got for 80 years until Trump came along and told them to stop being freeloaders. Iran would still have its nukes. Drug boats would still be doing their Miami Vice act, heading north unmolested. Your kids would still be dying from fentanyl at record rates.
As for Israel, Harris would’ve abandoned it. It’s just too Jewish for her coalition. Half the Democrat Party denies the Holocaust anyway, so denying a new one would barely be a stretch. At least Candace Owens would have something to be happy about.
And yes, conservative figures would still be murdered. After all, it would be hard to frame them all, so the compliant regime media would eagerly villainize them so that the perverted weirdos who have gone on their killing sprees would accelerate the process under a Harris administration, knowing that a Department of Justice under Leticia James would’ve been as eager to find the killers of conservatives as Biden’s was to find the RNC/DNC bomber.
That’s all horrific, but here comes the scary part. America would never go down without a fight. I write about it in my new novel, Panama Red, where America has broken into red and blue halves after the left pushes way too far, way too hard, and way too fast. That’s the thing about the left – they don’t understand human nature, they’re greedy, and, above all, they’re ahistorical and stupid. They don’t understand what all these things I’ve discussed would do. They believe that our society is a Jenga tower from which they can pull blocks endlessly, and yet it will somehow still stand erect. They think that the status quo will endure even as they change key elements of the paradigm. They don’t understand that what we have here is a system with duties and obligations, and if you decide that you’re not going to honor your obligations or duties, you don’t get a free pass to enjoy the fruits of the system. The system collapses. It doesn’t just keep functioning as everybody goes along, like you didn’t change anything.
Would we have resistance? Yes, there would be political resistance in the alternative media and at the ballot box, which they would attempt to suppress using a weaponized federal government because that’s how communists keep power. But Americans are an ornery people, not a neutered continent of eunuchs whose ancestors weren’t man enough to jump on a ship sailing west. The resistance would start being political, but as the Democrats redacted more and more of our Constitution in an effort to keep power in perpetuity, the resistance would rise, and their repression would rise in response. Would we be in a civil war one year on? No, but we would sure as hell be headed there.
But it’s not going to happen, so stop your doomin’.
The good Lord apparently looks after drunks and Americans, because the election of Donald Trump saved our country as we know it. Now, don’t quit complaining and whining. Being loud and annoying is important. You’ve got to keep the pressure on, because there are a lot of Republicans who would be happy to glide along until that mean Donald Trump goes away and they can get back to the business of walking around like a bunch of puffed-up popinjays being addressed as “Congressman” and “Senator” instead of actually having to do things and endure the Washington Post being mean to them. Never stop demanding more. Never quit pointing out bad ideas and the slow-walking of important reforms. Just understand the reality of the situation, that everything that we want can’t happen all at once. We’ve got three more glorious years to go, and you should be on your knees thanking God for it.
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