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Somebody left a bunch of cocaine lying around the White House. Who could it be? Huh... Let's get a council of renowned detectives on this one because it's a mystery. Who might have the bad judgment, and utter arrogance, to bring a freakin' baggie of Bolivian Marching Powder into the Oval Office? Let's see, who could it be? I'm puzzled. Sherlock, can you help out? Is it elementary? I'm just baffled.
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