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OPINION

Progressives Are Mentally Defective

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I mean this in the nicest possible way, which isn’t saying much since I hold the subject of what I’m about to say in molten hot contempt, but there is some defect in the brains of Democrats. I’m not talking about a brain-eating worm, the type we learned about this week with Robert Kennedy Jr., because it would starve to death in these people, I’m talking about someone who ate too many mercury thermometers or trained to be a world champion lead paint licker – Gary Busey after the motorcycle accident: someone with life-altering brain damage. 

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That’s easy to say – it takes a special kind of stupid to literally repeat the things the Nazis did and said while insisting you’re “anti-fascist” – but this goes beyond that. This is your mom and dad first meeting as kids the way Ilhan Omar met her brother/eventual second husband as soon as they both existed, a crime against nature defective. 

It’s not just Joe Biden, though it certainly applies to him. How else to explain such a transparent move to throw Israel under the bus in favor of Hamas just as an election that could be decided in Michigan by Dearborn and Hamtramck residents who favor killing Jews? It’s one hell of a bet – that appealing to genocidal identity politics practitioners will bring in more Democrats than it will alienate – but Joe knows his base and a guilty conscience about trying to finish Hitler’s work isn’t part of the DNA in people who actively cheer slicing the genitals off little boys because they once picked up a Barbie doll.

The fact that Senile bin Gropes Little Girls lambasted his fellow travelers just 5 years ago for simply paying lip service to the concept of cutting aid to Israel, then he did it himself probably only indicates he can’t remember anything from 5 years ago.

Beyond Joe, there are literally thousands of unoriginal thinking, conformist followers cosplaying rebellion while really just crying for attention from mommy and daddy. 

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Look at this girl, clearly a couple of bongos short of a drum circle, breaking down because she’s spending a few days with family members who don’t wish to play Auschwitz fantasy camp with her. They are “Zionists” and her non-family – the mutant mob with the Arafat Doilies on their heads who would close their eyes i think about the Nuremburg racial purity laws during sex, were they ever to have sex (not an issue) – are members of her “community.” You don’t see that kind of loyalty outside of Manson Family members. 

Putting aside the goose-stepping campers, the “God put me in the wrong body” crowd is right behind in brain damage. 

There was a time when I was inclined to sympathy for these people, but then it just got insane and lost that concern. When people literally make up words or sounds and insist that is their gender or pronouns, I’m out. I don’t wish anyone ill, but I’m also not going to play a game where someone else sets the rules, is free to change them at will, and not complying is a hate crime. 

Watch this video and tell me these people aren’t over-indulged douchebags with more baggage than a Samsonite factory. 

We all know people who only date damaged people with wildly low self-esteem. Women, I suspect, do it to feel like they’re “fixing” someone, helping them. Men do for the opposite reason – the ease of control and the ability to do and get away with things well-adjusted women would never let you do. It’s just true and you know. 

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It’s not healthy in its own right, but the one thing everyone knows is you can spot the people who qualify for what I’m talking about a mile away. The way they dress, the way they talk, the way they carry themselves, etc. The moment you meet them you know your friend will be all over them. 

The same goes for people susceptible to recruitment into Marxist causes and protests. They always look like you picture them in your head; they are the same people in all cases. 

The paid leadership of these riots-in-waiting are that friend you had, scouting for their next victim. Take a look at any footage of any of them and tell me they aren’t that waifish guy who spends more time drawing in his sketchbook than talking with another human being because he just hates his parents. Tell me whatever girl you see isn’t eating her feelings or someone who likes Japanese anime a little too much, trying to make up for whatever it is Teen Vogue told her to care about. Tell me she’s not the personal playground of some perverted guy about 10 years older than her, someone who finally “gets” her. 

Then there’s Greta “Turdburglar” Thunberg, the personification of everything listed about and then some. While not an official Democrat, Little Miss I Smell A Fart Resting Face (go ahead, tell me I’m wrong) might as well replace the ass as the party’s new mascot. She’s out marching against a Jew being able to participate in a singing contest because…reasons. Of course, one of the reasons is progressives hate Jews; always have. 

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Another reason is they’re brain damaged, all of them. Not defective from the factory, but certainly since, and well out of warranty. 

Derek Hunter is the host of a free daily podcast (subscribe!) and author of the book, Outrage, INC., which exposes how liberals use fear and hatred to manipulate the masses, and host of the weekly “Week in F*cking Review” podcast where the news is spoken about the way it deserves to be. Follow him on Twitter at @DerekAHunter.

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