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Adam Schiff Is the Senator California Deserves

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A brilliant quote is attributed to Napoleon, though he probably never said it. It’s that way with so many great quotes attributed to people who lived before recording devices were created, but it doesn’t impact the insights in the quote itself.  It goes, “Never Interfere With an Enemy While He’s in the Process of Destroying Himself.” While the idea of Democrats losing in California is a farce, so this quote doesn’t really apply to the upcoming election there, sometimes a candidate is such a horrible person that he can be hung around the neck of everyone in his party. In that sense, Adam Schiff is the perfect candidate for Senate in California.

California is a superficial state – completely beautiful, as long as you don’t look too closely. I’m not talking about the natural beauty, it’s got that in spades, but pretty much everything else. 

Hollywood is the superficial capital of the world. Even the mannequins in the stores there have had work done. Silicon Valley is the home of the social media companies ripping people apart and enabling child sexual predators while working tirelessly with government censors to silence independent thought. In other words, they’re largely horrible people.

It’s an oversimplification to say the rest of the state is overrun with junkies and illegal aliens, but not that much of one. 

Out of this mess, Adam Schiff rises to the top in the race for the open Senate seat. 

Hollywood is full of phonies, the tech industry is full of creeps, and the state is full of untrustworthy addicts. Put them together, shave its head, and you’ve got the main ingredients in the man who put himself front and center in every major political lie in the last 5 years.

I honestly have no idea how Adam Schiff lives with himself. He looks like South Park’s Mr. Mackey come to life, only more earnest in his BS. There hasn’t been a lie about Republicans, in particular Donald Trump, Adam hasn’t been the tip of the spear of. 

He’s currently the frontrunner in the race for the nomination for Senate, and given how Democrats have rigged the nomination process in the fecal state, party affiliation doesn’t really matter – the top 2 vote getters in the “non-partisan” primary go on to the general election. That means the 2 candidates on the ballot for Senate in California next November will be Democrats. It’ll be a lot like Henry Ford is alleged to have said customers can have any color Model T they wanted, as long as it was black.

Whether Ford actually said that is irrelevant (but he probably didn’t), the point is what matters. That point is what happens to statewide voters in California – they can have any politician they want, as long as it’s a leftist Democrats. 

That means a candidate just has to finish in the top 2 slots in the primary to make to the general election. Schiff has a ton of money and name recognition, so baring something dramatic, he’ll be one of the 2. The party of celebrating diversity will bypass every black and Hispanic candidate for a wealthy, connected white guy with support from wealthier, more connected Hollywood-types. You have to love the hypocrisy. 

Schiff regularly begs for cash, because why not? He uses his kids all the time, tries to use his religion, and is now using Kid Rock. 

Hilariously, Schiff writes, “Country musician Kid Rock recently attacked me by name live on the set of Sean Hannity’s Fox News show.” Kid Rock is a country musician? I had no idea. I know he’s done some country music, but he’s also known for rapping. 

“Now before you roll your eyes too hard (believe me, I did too when I saw this), consider this — Hannity’s show is one of the most-watched programs in cable news, with millions of viewers tuning in every night to watch,” the email continues. “They’re all taking their cues from Donald Trump with one goal — drag my name through the mud by any means necessary often enough to prevent me from winning this Senate race. Will you chip in $3 or a contribution of any amount to help my campaign respond?”

There is no way on God’s green earth that anything Kid Rock or Sean Hannity says will play any sort of role in the California Senate race. As usual, Schiff is lying. He wants to hoover up money so his campaign can spend money keeping black and brown candidates down, to counteract the very identity politics Democrats play against everyone else. 

Like Joe Biden in 2020, the white guy kept all the non-white candidates from winning, then championed calling everyone who wasn’t going to vote for him a racist. It’d be hilarious, were it not so disgusting. He’s a piece of garbage who will tell any lie to get what he wants and has no regard for the truth.

That makes Adam Schiff the perfect person to represent California in the Senate, he’s the Senator they deserve. 

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