Wait, Did Ilhan Omar Really Say That About Jewish Students?
So, Kristi Noem Killed Her Dog. Obama Still Ate One.
Bill Maher Said What We're All Thinking Regarding These Pro-Hamas Clowns Blocking Traffic
We Have New Info on the Alleged Police Snipers Spotted at Ohio State...
'Welcome to San Francisco': Schiff Victim of Theft Prior to Attending Campaign Dinner
What's in a Hat? MAGA Hats and Pansies
One University's Warning to Entitled Students: 'Pro-Terrorism Protests Will Not Be Tolerat...
California Launches Fear-Mongering Pro-Abortion Ad in Pro-Life State
Pro-Hamas Protestors Show Up on Ted Cruz's Lawn
Dem Mayor Fights Recall Effort Following Laken Riley's Death
Columbia University Senate Accuses Shafik of Undermining Academic Freedom By Arresting Pro...
Illegals Get Separate Line at Airports Because they Don't Have Documentation Verifying Who...
Biden Admin Announces New Ukraine Security Funding,Resulting In Negative Impacts on US Mil...
Sweden: The Myth of Nordic Socialism
Continued Microsoft Cybersecurity Issues Warrant Close Examination
OPINION
Premium

Democrats Lower Standards by Elevating Pigs

The opinions expressed by columnists are their own and do not necessarily represent the views of Townhall.com.
Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement
AP Photo/Manuel Balce Ceneta)

I realize I’m rude when I call anyone a pig, but honestly, I couldn't care less. I’ve had enough of these leftist piles of garbage hypocritically goose-stepping their way through Congress and the media without consequence, that if I upset their sensibilities, I consider them a bonus. In other words, to hell with those people; they’re pigs and need to be called out.

These are the worst people, and elevating them to Congress is a reflection of just how awful their voters are. I’m not one for formalities in daily life, but Congress is different. Should we not have some expectation for our elected representatives that they behave themselves or present themselves in a way adults should?

Jamie Raskin, the despicable creature from one of the richest areas of the country – naturally right outside Washington, DC – is a prime example. He absolutely refuses to be interviewed by anyone who isn’t a left-winger with a press pass. Hitler wouldn’t subject himself to questioning from non-believers, and neither will today’s progressives. 

Raskin’s first act as a Member of Congress was to attempt to overturn the 2016 election. Just four years later, Democrats chose this hypocritical fraud to lead the impeachment against Donald Trump, claiming he tried to do what Jamie attempted. Would OJ Simpson make a good prosecutor in a murder trial? He’s the type of person who’d lecture their kid about not smoking with a Marlboro hanging out of his mouth. Be thankful he’s not your father.

Then we have Jasmine Crockett from Texas. Ever heard of her? Probably not. She hasn’t done anything in Congress; she’s about as accomplished as that second Kleenex that renders itself useless by tagging along with the one you pulled out and just got wadded up in the mess of it all.

This pig is now a Democrat Party darling because of her foul mouth. I’m no shrinking violet when it comes to swearing – I do a weekly podcast with more obscenities than a Quentin Tarantino movie because these people deserve to be sworn about – but I’d never do it in church, on television, or before Congress. Decorum matters. Or at least it used to, back when Democrats had standards.

This backbencher from Texas likely doesn’t understand the word. What Crockett lacks in intelligence, she more than makes up for in shamelessness. Only known for swearing in a Congressional hearing because that’s what stupid people do, she’s now being used by the party to fundraise. They know their moronic base will rally to someone making an ass out of themselves; it’s who they are. What would have led to an admonishment from party leadership is now what brings in the money. 

The Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee is using Crockett to appeal to dimwitted donors. Under the subject line, “MAGA lunacy,” Congresswoman Dumbass writes, “As a freshman member of Congress, I wasn't sure what to expect when I got to Washington. But Carole, you and I know what’s been happening in Washington isn’t normal.  I never expected to serve part of my term without a House Speaker.  I never expected the right wing to launch a complete SHAM impeachment inquiry into President Biden. And I never expected House Republicans to risk a total government shutdown to score political points at the expense of working people and families. Derek, I’m paying close attention to House Republicans -- and if they decide to continue down this road, we need them to understand that we WILL be ready, and we will be clapping back.”

Considering the absolute excrement piles in expensive suits Democrats have running around Washington engaging in frotteuristic behavior with lobbyists for campaign cash, Crockett will fit right in with the rest of the gang. Personally, I can’t wait for the DNC to be replaced by the International Union of Sex Workers (which is a real thing). Honestly, at some point, shouldn’t they just come out as what they are?

Democrats can’t lower their standards any further without a shovel. And considering what comes out of their mouths, a shovel is needed to deal with their slop. 

Recommended

Trending on Townhall Videos