How Will Miss American Pie Vote?

A long, long time ago.

I can still remember how

The Star Spangled Banner made me smile.

And Ben Franklin took his stance

to give the Republic style a chance

And said that maybe we can keep it for a while.

But this administration makes me quiver

With every headline they deliver

Bad news on the Internet

I can’t take one more misstep

Nathan Hale, he would have cried

If he knew about his squandered life

2008 brought new insight

The year that we apologized

So bye, bye Miss American Pride

If the Muslim beats the Mormon we are all gonna cry

And Sharia law, can it be far behind

If on November 6^th Old Liberty died?

When we surrender national pride.

In the City of Brotherly Love,

The Founding Fathers started with God above,

All the monuments tell us so.

Will the people notice if they steal our soul?

By trading our vote for the rich man’s bowl

And boil the American frog real slow?

Well, I know that you’re against Keystone 

Cause I heard you on your Obama phone

He sings some off and on

I dig the way he says Pah-Kee-Stahn

A Hawaiian with SSN from Connecticut,

From community organizer to muckety-muck 

Wow, that guy has some kind of luck!

Without national pride.

I started singing

Bye bye Miss American Pride

If the Muslim beats the Mormon we are all gonna cry

And Sharia law, can it be far behind

If on November 6^th Old Liberty died?

When we surrender national pride.

Now for four years, we’ve been on our own

Our government is funded by a Chinese loan

But that’s not how it used to be

Nice vacations for the king and queen

On Air force One and Two and Three

And all expenses paid by you and me

Oh and while the king was looking down

His club positioned on the ground

The Supreme Court was adjourned

Bad verdict was returned

And while Sasha read a book on Marx

And the Constitution with redacting marks

As summer reading in Martha’s Vineyard Parks.

The day we surrendered pride

We were singing

Bye bye Miss American Pride

If the Muslim beats the Mormon we are all gonna cry

And Sharia law, can it be far behind

If on November 6^th Old Liberty died?

When we surrender national pride.

Helter-skelter - Obama health care

All his friends are issued an exemption shelter.

Record debt and rising fast

And the role of the Senate has been recast

As jesters who keep the king from being harassed

And get him through a full term without a budget passed

Now the first-term air is sweet perfume

To politicians marching to Alinsky’s tune

They never missed a chance

To turn us into France!

Without the hope to find goldfield

The sooner his library opening revealed,

There’s just one document to be unconcealed

The day we surrender national pride.

So bye bye Miss American Pride

If the Muslim beats the Mormon we are all gonna cry

And Sharia law, can it be far behind

If on November 6^th Old Liberty died?

When we surrender national pride.

Figuring that Kennedy won the race,

Obama no longer flies men to space.

But NASA has a really great outreach plan.

So come on Hillary be nimble and be quick

Libya glows like a roman candlestick

Cause fire is the devil’s only friend

And as we watched you on the stage

We scratched our heads and quickly aged

Wondering what the hell

Possessed you all to tell

That a California video caused the hate

And thanks to Obama’s running mate,

We’ve coined the term, “Benghazigate”

As we surrender national pride.

He was singing

Bye bye Miss American Pride

If the Muslim beats the Mormon we are all gonna cry

And Sharia law, can it be far behind

If on November 6^th Old Liberty died?

When we surrender national pride.

I met a pollster who sang the blues

And I asked him for some happy news

But he just smiled and turned away

I cast my ballot in the sacred store

Where Reagan was elected years before

But the man behind the curtain said “Go away!”

And scandals mounted and Glenn Beck screamed

The cover-ups matched as Chicago schemed.

But not a word was spoken

The Press Corps trust was broken

And the two guys we once heard the most,

Bernstein and Woodward from the Washington Post,

They caught the last train for the coast

The day they surrendered national pride.