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Every time there is somebody who doesn't freakin' hate us, we kind of embrace them. We did this with Tulsi Gabbard. Tulsi Gabbard has left the Democratic Party, but she didn't join ours! And you know what? She shouldn't join ours because she's not a Republican. She doesn't like guns. She believes in the global warming hoax. She's a freaking socialist. Look, I get that she doesn't hate us, and that's nice. She's a nice person, but just because she doesn't hate us doesn't mean she's one of us, and it doesn't mean she needs to be vice-freaking-president on a Trump or DeSantis ticket! What is wrong with us conservatives? Why are we so in need of being loved?
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