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I think we’re established just how disgusting I find Democrats to be – they truly are awful creatures, especially when it comes to fundraising. But this week was something special, surprisingly. Just when you think the left could get any crazier, and more pathetic, or sink any deeper…they break out a shovel and start digging.

One email this week had the subject line, “we’re begging on our hands and knees.” I thought maybe it was Bill Clinton reminiscing about his prom night, but nope – it was an appeal for money from stupid people. 

This group called “Stop Republicans' ' claims they have a “fund to pass the judiciary act,” the power-grabbing court packing scheme of Massachusetts cultural-appropriation Senator Elizabeth Warren. 

“We begged you. We pleaded with you. We’ve emailed you for DAYS about how important it is to pass the Judiciary Act and add FOUR NEW Supreme Court justices,” these fascists cry. “We’re on our knees. We are so close to our 60,000 donation goal. Can you spare just $5 to fight back against McConnell’s stolen Supreme Court?”

They have been pathetically begging and emailing a lot. It seems dumb Democrats think if a certain, small number of morons are able to raise $300,000 from 60,000 suckers, bills become law. It’s the leftist equivalent to “Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.”

They weren’t done, of course, because inflation has made giving money to political hacks harder for all but the richest of Americans, which means they really have to put the pressure on.

“(W)e all heard the horrible news: The Supreme Court overturned abortion rights, and are eyeing gay marriage next,” the email reads, expressly lying about what was written in the Dobbs decision. “But passing the Judiciary Act would give Biden 4 MORE Justices on the Supreme Court and render Thomas POWERLESS. Clarence Thomas is absolutely SEETHING! Now imagine how mad he will be if we hit our goal by SUNDAY NIGHT and PASS THE JUDICIARY ACT!”

Just imagine how mad he will be! Idiots!

How dumb are these people? I don’t believe it can be quantified. 

I’m not talking about the people writing the email, they’re full of it. They know exactly what they’re doing – appealing to low information voters and straight up dumb people who’d make Forrest Gump come off like a “Jeopardy!” champion. They shouldn’t be able to sleep at night, ripping off stupid people unable to afford to give, but conned into thinking something is just around the corner if they enter their credit card number on a website. It’s evil.

But how dumb do you have to be for this to work on you? I’d imagine it’s just this side of needing your food chewed for you because you just can’t grasp the concept.

Then there was this one from the “National Democratic Training Committee,” another left-wing group parasitizing off suckers. They invoke the name of the progressive god “Rachel Maddow,” because they’ll do anything to get into people’s wallets.

“Rachel Maddow has demonstrated an unrelenting commitment to reporting the truth and holding Trump and his allies accountable,” the email begins, spreading the BS thick. “But we have no idea how local Democrats feel about Maddow. So please take 2 minutes to respond before our 11:59 PM deadline.” 

When you click on the “Bad” option, it takes you to do the same survey as when you click on the “Excellent” option, where it re-asks the question. 

Then you get the ``do you approve of her, do you watch her, do you watch MSNBC and my personal favorite, “Do you trust Rachel Maddow and other MSNBC journalists to tell the truth?” Has to make MSNBC and NBC News employees happy to know they’re being used as fodder for Democrats to fundraise. There was a time when the company would unleash lawyers on a group for doing that, now they’re cool with it, apparently. I guess it’s good that they’re comfortable in their skin.

Then there are the “Fox News and Republicans suck” questions right before they try to get into your bank accounts, because that’s where all these roads always lead.

I clicked on their link long, long after their “11:59 PM deadline” and shockingly the survey was still active and they were ready to take my money. It’s almost like the whole thing was a lie just to get people engaged and fool morons into thinking they were taking part in a serious survey.

There must be a lot of liberal morons out there with a little money to spare. Maybe we’re all in the wrong business? 

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