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The Left-Wing Media Is Getting a Front Row Seat on the 'Suck It' Tour

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We were right. They were wrong. That's the end of the story. We discussed COVID before it became this global pandemic. We were right about this virus escaping from a lab. We had to navigate the waters to avoid being censored by Big Tech, but nevertheless, we persisted. The Wuhan lab leak theory is now considered credible. It's the perfect eat crow moment we've all been waiting for; sometimes, these moments take a little time. In the end, the result is always the same. The idiot liberal media and their reporters eat asphalt for peddling fake news.  

It's that time, lefty morons. This is the "suck it" tour. Shut up, sit down, and listen. You ginned up undue panic for nothing. The mask policing was worthless because even Dr. Anthony Fauci, who many of you consider the Second Coming of Christ, even admitted the store-bought masks you all thought were protective shields did nothing against curbing the spread of the virus. We have three vaccines when you said it would take years to develop. You laughed at Trump when he said by April 2021, everyone would be eligible. Trump did a victory lap, and rightfully so. 

Even out of office, President Trump still owns the liberal media. It's not hard when your enemy is wrong all the time. They hated Trump so much that they couldn't be bothered to do their jobs properly. That's why the lab leak theory is coming off as breaking news. It's not. Those of us who weren't blinded by Trump Derangement Syndrome knew this lab leak theory might be plausible. What else is there? 

Oh, hydroxychloroquine, which was smeared as voodoo science, was an effective treatment. Hunter Biden's laptop is real. Democratic states' draconian lockdown regime did nothing to curb COVID. Schools could have reopened eons ago as they were not sources of super spread. Russia paying the Taliban for bounties on American troops in Afghanistan was another fantastic lie. 

How many times does the liberal media need to be exposed and ridiculed before they do a better job? This is why the media is mocked. This is why most view reporters as professional liars. It's because, since 2016, that's all they've been doing. 

Of course, the Right doesn't have the reach of ABC, CBS, or NBC. It's David vs. Goliath, but who won that showdown? Even as the little guy, you can do damage. You do that by reading conservative media. We're not nuts. It's them, haven't you noticed that? Obama was terrible, but we were never driven to the levels of abject insanity we're seeing on the Left. 

You do damage by calling your representative to keep them in line. You do damage by not kowtowing to the liberal authoritarian ethos. You do damage by attending Trump rallies. You do damage by taking your masks off.

For the VIP subscribers, we thank you for your continued support. You help fund the journalism done by Julio at the border. The real fact checks we do (sometimes there are simply too many lies to handle and all of them are atrocious). The exclusive columns from Katie and Larry, along with the marching orders from Col. Kurt Schlichter, are all financed by you happy warriors. This is how we can write about certain things that Big Tech won't allow us to share. This is how we fund the war chest to knee-cap the Left and do damage.

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Oh, another way to do damage is to celebrate the Fourth of July. Nothing gets a liberal angry like loving America and celebrating her birthday. 

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