I’m going to take a controversial stand: I don’t think we should import hordes of Third World peasants who want to eat our cats and dogs. That’s just me. I know some people feel differently. Many of them dwell around me here near Los Angeles. Most, in fact, live with their own delicious cats, with whom they share Chardonnay and reruns of “Grey’s Anatomy.” They are unsatisfied liberal wine women who love nothing more than the tingle of moral superiority when they impose hardship on fellow Americans who they consider lesser beings – and American citizens like you and I are those lesser beings. These are terrible people whose bizarre neopagan ideology has done nothing but cause grievous damage to America. They should be ignored when they are not being actively mocked. One thing they should never be is handed the ability to have any influence on our government whatsoever.
They are Kamala Harris’s base, and we need to stop them.
Now, who’s shocked that when you fly – we actually flew them here; they didn’t have to swim or anything – 20,000 inhabitants of that notorious Third World hellhole Haiti into a nice, normal Midwestern American town of 60,000, it turns into a nightmare? Of course, it turned into a nightmare. Anybody could see it was going to turn into a nightmare. Even the people who did it knew it would turn into a nightmare. In fact, the nightmare part was a feature, not a bug. The elites didn’t care what happened to their fellow Americans. They had their own reasons for orchestrating this ravenous tsunami of pet-chomping immigrants. Was it to eventually add what they expected to be 20,000 new Democrat voters? That was certainly part of it. But there was something else, something more malicious. Springfield, Ohio, where this Haitian hellscape is happening, is deep red. This was a punishment inflicted upon fellow Americans for the crime of not being sufficiently submissive to the Democrat elite.
You don’t see these aliens being deposited in deep Democrat blue Martha’s Vineyard. Remember when Ron DeSantis sent them a busload of a few dozen illegals? The elite residents almost soiled themselves like Joe Biden after eating chili. They couldn’t get rid of the illegals fast enough. What do you think the chances are that the folks in Martha’s Vineyard – the very folks who think this kind of cultural imposition is a brilliant idea – would be overjoyed to add 33% to their beachfront population in the form of Port Au Prince’s finest? There is no way that would ever happen, and we don’t even have to explain why. We all know. When you dump a bunch of aliens into a homogenous culture, it’s going to cause all sorts of problems.
And it has caused all sorts of problems in Springfield, Ohio, not that our elite cares. We know they head down to the local parks and eat the ducks and the geese. But they’ve also committed crimes and have actually killed people. They have overwhelmed the social safety net because, for some reason, these people who shouldn’t be in this country in the first place get welfare the minute they set foot on American soil. And Springfield is just one example of this phenomenon. This is happening all over the country. Huge numbers of aliens are being plopped into the middle of normal American communities without even asking these communities' American residents what they want. Do you think somebody went to the people of Springfield, Ohio, and asked, “Hey, do you want to add another third to your population, with the proviso they come from literally the worst place on earth?” Of course not. No one asked the Americans. But remember, in Our Democracy – which means the democracy belonging to the elite – we normal American citizens don’t get a vote. We don’t get a say. We just obey and bear the burden of our elites’ cynical political machinations and moral grandstanding.
You might think it’s crazy to import people who can’t support themselves and who will be a bunch of lay-abouts who do nothing but be social parasites, but you’re looking at it wrong. This was never about doing the right thing for America. The people doing it don’t want to make America better. They want to make America much, much worse, particularly red America, the America where patriots live. This is not just a covert scheme to make the country more receptive to their communist ideology. It’s a scheme to hurt the Americans our elite hates. People like us.
By the time this column runs, we will know if Donald Trump brought up Springfield at the debate, and I sure hope he did. Now, of course, the reaction from the regime media and the elite will be very, very predictable. For some reason, it will suddenly be outrageous and unacceptable to notice the damage caused by injecting an alien culture in such massive amounts into a homogenous American community. Oh, and it’ll be racist, too, because everything is racist when they don’t want us to talk about it. The fact is that these imported Haitians are not Americans. Haitians don’t want to be Americans. They want to be Haitians. But you can’t have Haitians being Haitians here in America because this is America. It is our country. We should decide who gets to come here and on what terms and conditions. It should not be imposed upon us. And I don’t want Bitey or Barkey on some foreigner’s dinner table. Call me selfish, but I like my pets, and I like them more than I like uninvited guests making a mess in my country. Americans are sick and tired of being told they have some moral obligation to accept this kind of crap. We don’t. And we won’t.
Donald Trump’s supporters are going to make huge hay of this, and it’s going to be compelling. That’s why they will freak out, to shut us up. We’re going to be told that we can’t speak of it and that we’re bad people if we do, but you know what? We don’t care. We don’t care what the elites think of us because we already know what the elites think of us. It’s about time the elites understood what we think of them.
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