I'm not down with Thanksgiving dinner, but do you know what I am thankful for? The Europeans conquering North America.
There are a lot of liberals out there who get really mad when I say, "Yeah, I'm unequivocally happy that the Europeans conquered America and conquered the land from the American Indians." It's nothing personal against the Indians; they're fine people. It's just I'm glad the Europeans won the war because as every other inch of land on Earth, this one was conquered. And I'm not going to take that sh** personally. And if you take that sh** personally, too freaking bad.
