Put Dems on the Spot With Small but Popular Affordability Hacks
Some Victims Are More Equal Than Others
Jen Psaki Complains President Trump Takes Action on Tankers Her Former Boss Biden...
The 2026 and 2028 Elections Will Be More Decisive Than 2024
Ever Again
The One and the Many
What Rob Reiner Said About and Did to Donald Trump
Don’t Be Sorry the U.S. Missed the COP 30 Party
Observations on a Torrent of Bad News
America Is Surviving, Not Living – and It's Breaking Us
‘Mamdani-Marts’ Won’t Give New Yorkers a Free Lunch
HHS Should Advance Medicine, Not Expand the Deaths of the Unborn
Payback Is Great Under Trump, but Conservatives Should Look to the Future
President Trump Touts Massive First Year Wins in Primetime Address
Chinese-Owned Real Estate Firms Agree to $7.3M PPP Fraud Settlement
OPINION

Wisdom From The Farm

The opinions expressed by columnists are their own and do not necessarily represent the views of Townhall.com.

Farmers can be really wise. They learn a lot by making their living from the land, or from raising livestock on their property. Here is some wisdom from the farm.

Advertisement
  • “Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.”
  • “Keep skunks, lawyers and bankers at a distance.”
  • “Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.”
  • “A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.”
  • “Words that soak into your ears are whispered…….not yelled.”
  • “Meanness don’t just happen overnight.”
  • “Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.”
  • “Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.”
  • “It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.”
  • “You cannot unsay a cruel word.”
  • “Every path has a few puddles.”
  • “When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.”
  • “The best sermons are lived, not preached.”
  • “Most of the stuff people worry about, ain’t never gonna happen anyway.”
  • “Don’t judge folks by their relatives.
  • “Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.”
  • “Live a good and honorable life, then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.
  • “Don’t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t bothering you none.”
  • “Timin’ has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.”
  • “If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.”
  • “Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
  • “The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin’.”
  • “Always drink upstream from the herd.”
  • “Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.”
  • “Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in.”
  • “If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.”
  • “Live simply, love generously, care deeply, speak kindly, and leave the rest to God.” “Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you.”
Advertisement

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Townhall Videos

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement