They say you should not “hate” your opponents, that it will cloud your judgment. That’s probably true, at least to a certain point, but up to that point it is a helpful motivator in your quest to defeat them. Besides, some people simply deserve the hatred – the type that is passed on from generation to generation, the stuff of legend – and so much more. Those people are a special kind of evil and can go straight to hell without passing “Go” and without collecting $200.
Who deserves such condemnation? A lot of people, actually. Every new day, it seems like there is an ever-growing conga line of Democrats dancing along to imaginary music, desperately competing for the title of “Biggest Idiot” or “Largest Pile Of Watery Excrement” in a game every loses because it exists. Some are famous, some are not. Some were always radicals; some were just opportunistic con artists. Every single one of them deserves a first-class cabin on the train to hell.
On top of the deserving list is Tim Walz. The Governor of Minnesota oversaw the largest welfare fraud scheme in history, but because it was done by black people from Somalia – and Somalis are an important voting demographic in the state for Democrats – he looked the other way. Either that or he has the IQ of someone who was weaned on lead paint chips, which is also a real possibility.
When not lying about his military service or raising entitled, exceedingly ordinary children, Walz spends his time smearing half the country. He calls everyone not on the left a “Nazi” or “Gazpacho,” being too big a moron to be able to pronounce “Gestapo” phonetically written out on a teleprompter.
President Trump recently called him “retarded” because, well, it’s actually the perfect word to describe Tim Walz. Walz, who has all the mannerisms of a coked-out Muppet, was outraged over the use of the word, but the President meant no offense to those with intellectual disabilities, and I understand how that could be offensive – no one wants to be compared to Democrats. But where the word no longer is the acceptable word for its old usage, it remains the perfect one for people like Walz.
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Tim claimed that people were “driving by my house and using the ‘R’ word.” This is the first recorded incident of a drive-by “retarding.” Let there be no confusion: people should not do this. They stop the car, get out and then yell it. There is no reason to speed past, yelling. When driving, your focus should be on the road…the person in the passenger seat can do the yelling.
Walz called this “shameful,” adding, “We know how these things go. They start with taunts, they turn to violence.” It’s the old “Stick and stones may break my bones, but words are the real problem.”
Yet, Timmy has spent the better part of a year smearing people as Nazis, which actually did lead to violence. His team almost killed President Trump and ICE agents; they did kill Charlie Kirk.
They’ve terrorized students on college campuses and business owners with the misfortune of opening in Democrat-controlled cities. None of this bothered Tim Walz or his equally lead-infused wife – she gleefully “opened the windows” of their home to get the smell of their burning city inside, speaking of it like it was Spanish Fly or something.
These are gross people, these are bad people. When the President called Tim Walz “retarded” he was simply using the perfect word to accurately describe someone who has actively campaigned for the assassination of his political opponents. That he hopes to inspire it for the sake of plausible deniability, rather than call for it directly, is irrelevant. The end result is the same.
Is Tim Walz really offended by being called a “retard”? Of course not. If you’ve ever heard the man speak or attempt to answer a question, you realize this is long from the first time he’s had the word used against him. Maybe his “outrage” stems from the old wounds it reopened from his childhood, college years, time as a football coach and lying about going to war when the word was deployed against him by the men and women he was deployed with?
All I know is there has never been a better time to be a Somali pirate…in Minnesota, because their Governor will gleefully and wholeheartedly defend you because of your skin color and religion, while energetically attacking anyone who points out your crimes or tries to hold you accountable.
Maybe Tim Walz is just an evil, hypocritical douche with a dim-witted wife and kids who can’t stop being…well, you know. Tim Walz is as Tim Walz does, after all. There’s a word for that…
Derek Hunter is the host of the Derek Hunter Show on WMAL in Washington, DC, and has a free daily podcast (subscribe!) and author of the book, Outrage, INC., which exposes how liberals use fear and hatred to manipulate the masses, and host of the weekly “Week in F*cking Review” podcast where the news is spoken about the way it deserves to be. Follow him on Twitter at @DerekAHunter.
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