I could never quite fathom how, exactly, this system enhanced security in any way. What I could do, however, is memorize that irritating recorded airport announcement, in which a monotone woman's voice incessantly informs travelers that "according to the Department of Homeland Security, the current threat advisory level is...
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In case anyone is wondering, "according to Guy Benson, his current air travel rage advisory level is approaching...red."
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