And the voice of The Howler crying on "Hardball" proclaimed to the multitudes:
"Behold, prepare the way of The One;
Make His paths lean way to the West.
Every valley shall be filled
And every mountain and hill brought leftward;
The right places shall be made left
And the conservative ways liberal;
And all Americans shall see the wonder of Obama.
Then he said to the multitudes that came out to be baptized by him
'I indeed baptize you with Kool Aid; but The One mightier than I is coming, who I am not worthy to share a burger or waffle with. He will baptize you with Government and popularity.'
Forever and ever. Amen."
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