Their offerings are below:
• Hillary's Bosnian Bull-shooter:
If you're hoping to get intoxicated from this drink, run for cover. A single shot will keep you honest. It's nothing more than distilled water imported from Tuzla.
• Barack O'Bomber:
More popular than ever with the younger set, the O'Bomber is sure to bowl you over. For a truly religious experience, polish it off and order another. You'll be singing its praises — and Wrightfully so. It's a Vodka, Jagermeister, Red Bull energy drink with a lime wedge.
• The Senior Moment:
This one packs such a punch that you'll have trouble distinguishing one extremist group from another. Scotch on the rocks, no twist.