An Ode to Elizabeth Warren

If you haven’t followed the election in Massachusetts, you are missing some pretty good pandering. Democratic Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren has gone deep off the reservation in a matter of speaking. She has tried to curry favor saying she is Cherokee. Of course, no documentation, just family lore.

In my own family, someone way up the tree married a Choctaw indian. I have actually seen photos of that couple, but it’s so distant the only real relation to it that we have is a birthmark on birth that fades and some early onset diabetes. Wish I could get some of that casino cash flow.