It's come to this, friends: Barely-disguised...anatomy barbs on the presidential campaign trail. After months of Donald Trump blasting every critic and rival with
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Other zingers include asserting that "tough guy" Trump has never punched anyone in the face (after saying he wanted to punch a protester at a rally), suggesting that Trump received a military deferment because of a squash injury, and questioning the size of the heir's personal fortune. What's Rubio's angle here? He seems to recognize on some level just how unseemly these junior high taunts are, yet he's playing Trump's game and ratcheting them up anyway. Why? Four reasons: First, he's conveying a message that Trump is a ridiculous, unserious con artist who deserves to be treated as a punchline. One wonders how different the complexion of this race might be today if the rest of the field had adopted a similar tone much earlier. Second, he's needling Trump in ways that are clearly designed to get under his skin -- his iridescent orange skin, Rubio would probably add. Trump dishes out personal venom routinely, but he loathes the taste of his own medicine. Suggesting that Trump isn't really as rich as he claims to be (there are
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Rubio should stop acting like that guy we gave unparalleled free coverage to for almost a year.
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) February 29, 2016
Fourth, this high-octane brawl has helped drive the two-man race narrative Rubio wants and needs heading into Super Tuesday and beyond. Ted Cruz is getting in on the Trump bashing act, too -- ripping him over hiring illegals to build Trump tower and speculating that Trump is hiding mafia ties in his unreleased tax returns -- but the vast majority of the coverage has gone to Rubio's more colorful broadsides. We'll know soon enough whether the Floridian's recent
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Allahpundit is also correct that there's a major element of catharsis behind Rubio's new schtick. Anti-Trump conservatives have watched with increasing frustration as one tactic and criticism after the next has flopped over many months, barely fazing Trump at all. Regardless of whether Rubio is actually helping himself, his roundhouses are connecting, sending Trump and his supporters into a tizzy. It is quite precious to see the Trump brigades, of all people, whining about personal attacks. The truth, of course is that his cult of personality revels in his poor behavior, but cannot stomach the exact same conduct from anyone else. Team #NeverTrump needed an emotional release, and Rubio grinningly delivering Trumpesque potshots is satisfying a deep-seated need for a demoralized group of voters. Finally, if "he peed his pants" cracks aren't exactly your speed, I'd direct you to Christine's post on Nebraska Senator Ben Sasse's proclamation that he'd support neither Hillary nor Trump in the general election if the latter wins the GOP primary. Sasse lays out a thoughtful, respectful, principled case that never approaches the sort of tone that refers to the frontrunner as, say, a short-fingered vulgarian. Read
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UPDATE - New jokes, and an explicit indictment of the press:
Rubio: Trump repeats himself constantly. But "if he's a robot, he was made in China."
— Guy Benson (@guypbenson) February 29, 2016
Rubio: Foreign policy and national defense are "not things you can take a course in at Trump University."
— Guy Benson (@guypbenson) February 29, 2016
Rubio blitzing the press in GA: I'm insulting Trump because it's the only thing you guys pay attention to. I have real plans, too.
— Guy Benson (@guypbenson) February 29, 2016
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