The few
remaining newspaper-reading residents of our nations capital were greeted,
yesterday morning, with a large, unavoidable picture, in the Washington
Post, of U.S.
Senator Robert C. Byrd (D-West Virginia).
And his
dog.
Dont get
me wrong: I like dogs. At least, my own. At least, most of the time.
But both
the picture and the Style section article (detailing the pooch paradise on
Capitol Hill) bug me. Where to begin?
For
starters, it never ceases to amaze that Mr. Byrd is still a high-level
decision-maker in our government. At 92, Byrd is one of 100 U.S. senators, and
currently the longest serving (52 years). His overall congressional tenure is
the longest in American history.

His accomplishments in the last
half century? The Robert C. Byrd Highway. The Robert C. Byrd Locks and Dam. The
Robert C. Byrd Green Bank Telescope. The Robert C. Byrd Institute for Advance
Flexible Manufacturing. The Robert C. Byrd Academic and Technology Center. The
Robert C. Byrd United Technical Center. The Robert C. Byrd Federal Building.
The Robert C. Byrd Hilltop Office Complex. Et
cetera.
Oh, and
lets not diminish his mighty contributions to our national debt of $13
trillion . . . and growing.
(For the
record, the enthusiasm of some for the late Sen. Strom
Thurmond (R-SC)
amazed and perturbed me as well.)
Add to this,
Byrd has never been able honestly to account for his past involvement as a Ku
Klux Klan organizer, where he rose to the rank of Exalted Cyclops. Somehow, neither his party nor the media have forced an apology from him. As late as 2001, in a rare public interview in which the subject of racism was raised with the Senator, Byrd informed the world: There are white niggers.
But hey, that was nearly two Senate terms ago. What racial slur has he hurled lately?