If my email is any indication, the great divide in our nation is not between the haves and the have-nots, but between the literate and the folks who never learned the difference between there, their and they’re.
Trust me, they’re out there, spouting off their strongly held opinions and punctuating their diatribes with veiled threats about how they’re going to “storm the castle,” so if I’m there, I should beware.
Let’s pause for context: My Oct. 19 column, headlined “Some belated parental advice to protesters,” appears to have “gone viral” via email. Someone copied and pasted it into a message and sent it to his or her friends, and it has become one of those “Fw: fw: fw: fw:” messages not unlike the ones my mom sends to me that I delete without opening. (Sorry, Mom.)
But plenty of people do open those forwards and read them all the way to the bottom, where my website’s URL follows the text of my column.
The column, in case you missed it, was a traditional mom’s take on a few (importantly, not all) life lessons that seem not to have been taught to some (again, not all) of the Occupy Wall Street folks.
These lessons include truisms such as “Life isn’t fair,” “Nothing is free” and “Your word is your bond.” I also included a couple of snarky items about the manner in which some (obviously, not all) of the protesters present and comport themselves, because, hey, I’m a columnist, and that’s part of the fun.
It should be noted that the now-viral column was the third in a series that I wrote about the Occupy Wall Street “movement,” the first having deconstructed the protesters’ “demands” (Summary: “Everything for Everyone!”) and the second being the serious observation that the protesters’ cries for collectivism will not solve what essentially is a lack of personal and public morality in government and the private sector.
Nothing but resurgence in personal and public morality will solve that.
Ah, but only the quirky “advice” column is roaming the Internet. That’s a pity, as the serious one was much more important.
But back to the issue at hand, that being that I am an idiot, at least according to about 20 percent of the people who have emailed me in response to my tongue-in-cheek parental advice.
Also, according to this faction, I necessarily must be among the 1 percent of “fat-cat millionaires” and obviously must have a lobbyist in Washington doing my “dirty work.”