Chicago must truly be the most American of cities, and it's not because politicians keep saying it. John Brooks, the newest American soccer star in the World Cup, has testified to this fact.
Brooks didn't testify by scoring that incredible goal to win the critical first game against the Black Stars of Ghana, a goal that has caused him, unfortunately, to be dubbed with the pressure-cooker nickname #johnnyfutbol.
Instead, the testimony comes from the tattoos on Brooks' elbows.
A tattoo on his left arm is a map of Berlin, where the young and inexperienced defender was raised, the son of an American soldier stationed in Germany.
But the tattoo on the right arm is of Illinois, with a blue star for Chicago, the home city of his father's clan.
And by those ties, who could argue against us claiming Brooks as our own?
"Cheegago" is the way I heard Brooks say the city's name a few weeks ago in otherwise impeccable English on an ESPN documentary leading up to the World Cup.
Soccer is the world's game, and the World Cup is more important to the world than the modern Olympics.
In the Olympics, the great superpowers like America can roll up big numbers in the medal count against nations that can't possibly compete.
The others have the desire, but they don't have our kind of money. Many of their people have to survive before they train. And they definitely don't have what the superpowers have: technocratic sports machines adept at separating body types into specialized athletes.
When the U.S. crushes South Americans and poorer Europeans in track and field, is it because we have better natural athletes or because we have the greater sports machine? Vanquishing the Balkans in sports in which we're comfortable doesn't exactly win us great glory. If NBA stars roll through the world in basketball (which used to happen quite frequently), does it really mean anything? No.
But the World Cup is different. Soccer is a sport for the poor, a sport requiring only a ball. In this, it's much the same as basketball here. The world is decades ahead of us, and so to take on the world in the World Cup is a stupendous challenge.
Even Jurgen Klinsmann, the former German star now coaching the American team in Brazil, has said that to think the U.S. could actually win this thing is a stretch. The conscious mind has to agree.
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