Here's my thoughts regarding the foul aforementioned.
I'm glad, for many reasons, that Boehner resigned his speakership last Friday. Chief amongst them was I'm tapped out on all the Pope coverage.
If a white Baptist kid named Wedge Figgus rocked up to his High Schools Show-N-Tell last week with a briefcase full of circuit boards, wires and timers that looked nada like a frickin' clock, the following chain-reaction, more than likely, wouldve been set into irrevocable motion:
Before I open up a can of whup ass on the Buzzfeed wanks who just posted the most pathetic video known to mankind disparaging law enforcement officers, I must confess that I, too, used to be like the Buzzfeed dipsticks who hate cops.
Im guessing that the majority of the anti-white, pro-cop killing, #BlackLivesMatter thugs I mean activists are predominantly, albeit loosely, Christian by persuasion.
In the event that there are more Vester Lee Flanagans out there in the Untied States of The Overly Offended who're ready to snap because the world wont recognize them as Gods gift to humanity, and yet, youre not completely sold on the murder/suicide option: herewith are six surefire points to move you back into reality and officially remove you from being The Mayor of Mangina-town and into the rarefied air of a combobulated human.
Pretty much everything that used to be a given thirty years ago is now seen as cuckoo and/or evil in the United States of WTF.
Our country is in a crap sling of gastronomical proportions. I was going to say astronomical but this thing is more gassy than it is interplanetary.
Unless you live under a rock, there is no way in Hades that you have not heard of Cecil the Lions dreadful demise.
I dont know about you, but I carry a gun everywhere I go. I know it sounds a wee bit paranoid, but when going to watch a movie during the dog days of summer potentially puts me at risk of getting shot by some Motel 6 drifter with a Paul Bunyan-sized ax to grind, then call me crazy but
The following was written by Ashley Intartaglia, one of my columnists on ClashDaily.com.
Thank God The Donalds in the Presidential mix for 2016.
Last Thursday I returned from two weeks in Africa only to be fish-slapped with the fact that gay marriage is now law and The Dukes of Hazzard has been banned. Way to drop the ball while Im out hunting.
If youre a conservative comedian then OMG did Jesus hand you some comedic gold this past week in the form of a white chick posing as a black chick who's been heading up an NAACP chapter in Spokane. If thats not a gift from heaven then I dont know what is.
Ive never watched The Duggars' "Reality Show". The initial and subsequent promos for it never really flicked my switch. There wasnt enough crap blowing up, guns blazing, mud soaked monster Jeeps slingin caliche, or enough crap blowing up.
Last Wednesday, the Texas Legislature pushed through, and I mean pushed, controversial legislation which repeals portions of the First Amendment, effectively ending citizen journalism in the Capitol.
If I was a black dude I wouldnt be sweating getting offed by some pasty skinned white devil who listens to Cold Play and shops The Gap; or some buzz cut, creepy-ass cracker cop wearing Aviators.
Summer is usually a relaxing time for family vacations, a little rest and relaxation, a time to recharge one's batteries, hang out with the kiddos and to get in some light summer beach reading.
According to Bill OReilly and Juan Williams we shouldnt have drawing contests that mock Mohammed because thatll unnecessarily get Muslims miffed.
You know who hated the Baltimore riots this past week more than anyone else? Bruce Jenner, thats who.