Congress is at it again, battling unfairness wherever it pops up. This time, it's taking on college athletics, a world in which a conniving cartel spins backroom deals and then foists injustice on vulnerable football fans.
Who but politicians could stand up to these bullies? No worries, though. The collegiate football business, we are told, has interstate commerce implications, so the Constitution allows busybodies to regulate it.
Leading the charge is Rep. Joe Barton, a Republican -- the party that doggedly refuses to stick its nose into other people's business unless that business leads to gruesome things, such as skewed playoff systems. Barton has decided that Congress should try to eliminate the Bowl Championship Series.
"It's time," Barton explained on the day the House Energy and Commerce subcommittee passed the bill with an easy bipartisan vote, "for the backroom bullies of the BCS to replace the current system with a playoff that's fair and open to all teams. ... Let's determine the college football champion on the field of play, four downs at a time."
We've not seen such nauseating sports-related preening from Congress since the Subcommittee on Assaulting Taxpayers' Intelligence and Home Runs -- or some such thing -- berated Major League Baseball sluggers for their Lou Ferrigno-like physiques.
Yet Barton is not alone in his concern. President Barack Obama and Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, are just two of the other high-profile politicians who have spoken out against the BCS system.
Barton's bill would, among other things, prevent the Bowl Championship Series from marketing a postseason game as a "national championship" unless it was the result of a fair playoff system open to everyone.
Why stop there? That's the question. Why, for instance, has Major League Baseball been allowed to manipulate us with this "World" Series claptrap for the past century when it refuses to open the competition to Venerables y Brujos de Guayama or even the Savannah Sand Gnats? Isn't that unfair?
The Oakland Raiders still exist. Is that fair? Phoenix has a professional hockey team, but Vermont has nada . Fair? Sports can't always be fair. It can't be open to everyone. But it should be entertaining.
Barton (not entertaining) explained that this year's testimony from college bigwigs had been "more cogent than four years ago, and it is much more open about why the bowl system exists -- and it is money."
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