Mike Adams
Queer Theories and Theologies

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I’ve decided to enter the ministry. And I’m going back to school in order to prepare. My choice of schools is Meadville-Lombard Theological School. I want to go there so I can take the course “Queer Theories and Theologies” under Laurel C. Schneider.

Professor Schneider’s description of “Queer Theories and Theologies” is, to say the least, pretty queer, especially given that it’s offered in a seminary:

“This course is a close examination of the development of ‘queer theory’ out of the gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgendered liberation movement on the one hand, and the international development of critical theory on the other. Our particular interest throughout the course will be first in exploring queer theory as a public academic discourse and second in discussing what impact this discourse may have on theology and ministry.”

Professor Schneider’s course objectives are perhaps the most appealing aspect of “Queer Theories and Theologies”:

“1. To get confused and yet not give up on thinking. 2. To improve in critical thinking about the intersections of theory (system of rules or principles) with public action so that we may be better able to recognize the ways in which theory often flies ‘under the radar’ in the public realms of church and ministry, government, social movements, and culture. 3. To make at least one practical connection between queer theory as you come to understand it and public theology.”

I’m pretty confused by some of those objectives. But I’m not quite ready to give up on thinking. There’s hope for me yet.

Whenever one is confused in Professor Schneider’s course he (or she or it or undecided) has an opportunity to submit a “weekly reflection.” This is the part of the reading schedule that includes a “reflection question” meant to help guide reading for the session. The good news is that the student can use the question to frame a one-page response to the reading, or (and I’m quoting directly from the syllabus) the student can “ignore the question and address one of (the student’s) own that emerged for (the student) in response to the session’s reading.”

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I can hardly wait for this part of the class because the readings are both godly and scholarly. For example, students read “The Queer God” by Marcella Althaus-Reid. Later, they read an article by Howard Eilberg-Schwartz, which is in “God’s Phallus and Other Problems for Men and Monotheism.” Mark Jordan’s “The Invention of Sodomy in Christian Theology” also makes the list.

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Mike Adams is a criminology professor at the University of North Carolina Wilmington and author of Feminists Say the Darndest Things: A Politically Incorrect Professor Confronts "Womyn" On Campus.
 
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Desmond Wrote: Jun 09, 2010 11:57 AM
Dr. Adams,
Imagine my surprise to find that you are professor at my university, in my department. As a graduate student, a sociologist, an African American, a homosexual, and a feminist, reviewing your blog cataloge made my head spin. But to know that you spread this cold ideology, day after day, to impressionable young mines, just feet away, saddended me to the core. What's worse, that fact that you could be such a blatant bigot in a building full of social science and social movements, where we explore the depths of human evolution, culture and societry, and the human psyche, where we struggle to inform public policy for the greater common good, makes me physically ill. Please resign from the University of North Carolina, Wilmington.
Best,
D.F. Goss
John Acton Wrote: Feb 15, 2010 12:13 PM
"You don't like to sleep with men? Don't. Want to restrict yourself to the Missionary position with one woman for your entire life? Dandy. But get off you high horse in telling the rest of us that we're hurting you or society of God or whatever. It's just a broadcast of your personal limitations and lack of perspective, if you want to know."

Gee, tell us how delightful it must be for you to sleep men and have your fudge packed!
Charlie Wrote: Feb 12, 2010 3:53 AM


........bless your heart, for the scholarly type you're not real bright, are you.

Sharon's reply to Dr. Adam's column is a shining example of why you need to go through a careful vetting process with ANY institution of "higher learning".

Sharon, sweetie, you really didn't get it, did you?

Ignorance, thy name is Bliss........
Sharon Wrote: Feb 11, 2010 6:14 PM
Mike Adams has neither applied to Meadville Lombard Theological School, nor contacted us to learn more about our program. If he had done so, he would have learned that we actively support full equality for people who are LGBT. We are commited to training people for the ministry who embody our Unitarian Universalist values of equity, respect, justice and compassion. We also hold the work of Dr. Laurel Schneider in high regard, and challenge people of all faiths and philosophical traditions to move from divisive polemics, ridicule and disdain to respectful mutual engagement.

Dr. Sharon D.Welch, Provost and Professor of Religion and Society, Meadville Lombard Theological School

John Acton Wrote: Feb 11, 2010 11:27 AM
"GENETIC SCIENCE & HOMOSEXUALITY
THE ISSUE ENDS WHEN GENETIC SCIENTISTS DISCOVER AND PURGE THE GENES FROM THE HUMAN GENOME IDENTIFIED TO BE THE CAUSE OF HOMOSEXUALITY."

Since there is no such gene to be discovered, is it therefore your position that "the issue" will never end?
HARVARD - MIT Wrote: Feb 10, 2010 3:26 PM
THE ISSUE ENDS WHEN GENETIC SCIENTISTS DISCOVER AND PURGE THE GENES FROM THE HUMAN GENOME IDENTIFIED TO BE THE CAUSE OF HOMOSEXUALITY.

Enough said ..
John Acton Wrote: Feb 10, 2010 2:32 PM
"I mean, imagine if they live their entire lives by these restrictive and inane rules, and those that don't aren't punished by Daddy when he gets home... IT'S NOT FAIR."

As the French philosopher, Blaise Pascal, that even though the existence of God cannot be determined through reason, a person should wager as though God exists, because living life accordingly has everything to gain, and nothing to lose.

Pascal's Wager:

"Endeavour then to convince yourself, not by increase of proofs of God, but by the abatement of your passions. You would like to attain faith, and do not know the way; you would like to cure yourself of unbelief, and ask the remedy for it. Learn of those who have been bound like you, and who now stake all their possessions. These are people who know the way which you would follow, and who are cured of an ill of which you would be cured. Follow the way by which they began; by acting as if they believed, bless yourself with holy water, have Masses said, and so on; by a simple and natural process this will make you believe, and will dull you—will quiet your proudly critical intellect...

"Now, what harm will befall you in taking this side? You will be faithful, honest, humble, grateful, generous, a sincere friend, truthful. Certainly you will not have those poisonous pleasures, glory and luxury; but will you not have others? I will tell you that you will thereby gain in this life, and that, at each step you take on this road, you will see so great certainty of gain, so much nothingness in what you risk, that you will at last recognize that you have wagered for something certain and infinite, for which you have given nothing."

Instead you perfer instant self-gratification. Most adults grow past this indiscipline at 12 years old. I guess you are just a late bloomer.
John Acton Wrote: Feb 10, 2010 2:24 PM
"As Billy Joel put it, 'I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the Saints'. But people who say stuff like the above really WANT the sinners to suffer."

Actually, they don't want you to be punished and neither does God - else they wouldn't keep trying to save your butt!
John Acton Wrote: Feb 10, 2010 1:24 PM
"Lots of people who respect themselves do not view homosexual acts that take place in private between adults as an 'affront'."


Hmmm! How do you explain the extraordinarily high incidence of suicide amongst homosexuals then?

"They do not divide sexual acts into 'natural' and 'all other'."

In nature, sex exist solely for procreation. The physical sexual plumbing of all animals and humans demonstrates that fact beyond any reasonable doubt. Your failure to see this indicates a tremendous lack of understanding of sex.

"If you could shake off your extreme indoctrination and see things as they are, these illusions would dissolve."

Actually you are the delusional one if you think that sex is merely for self-gratification."

"Sex goes on all the time in the natural world, and in thousands of cultures."

Yes, and solely to promote the survival of the species. If a species could be designed to be entirely homosexual - it could never survive in nature, which explains why a genetically caused homosexuality could not possibly be natural.

"But you are so totally sure about what's natural, what God wants, blah, blah."

Actual it is Mother Nature who insists, but homosexuals insist you can fool Mother Nature.
John Acton Wrote: Feb 10, 2010 1:01 PM
"I'd like to think God -- whatever S/He is -- will 'judge' me by what I do, not my professing piety or imposing my beliefs on others. I'm willing to take that chance, which seems minuscule to me. I'd rather use my own GOD-GIVEN brain than follow Recipes For Living in some book. Since you asked."

Ah! The summation of 25,000 years or so of homo sapien development: "If it feels good - do it!" If it had left up to folks like you man would still be in caves, wearing bearskins and using stone axes in place of the rule of law!
afriKa Wrote: Feb 10, 2010 1:29 AM
"Save all your blather; nobody's listening."

Substantiated by the fact that YOU were.

afriKa
RockyMountainRob Wrote: Feb 09, 2010 9:38 PM
afriKinidiot writes to Matthew: "It's just a broadcast of your personal limitations and lack of perspective, if you want to know."

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fricKin: He doesn't; neither do I; neither does any other conservative poster here. Save all your blather; nobody's listening.

By the way...just love your repertoire of words: "twaddle" seems to be a favorite amongst all you little twinkie-pervo posters here reading from your talking points.

What pathetic clowns you people are!
afriKa Wrote: Feb 09, 2010 8:35 PM
"no self-respecting human (let alone, Christian) could support homosexuality, given its obvious consequences and affront to natural human sexuality."

What twaddle.

Lots of people who respect themselves do not view homosexual acts that take place in private between adults as an "affront". They do not divide sexual acts into "natural" and "all other". If you could shake off your extreme indoctrination and see things as they are, these illusions would dissolve. Sex goes on all the time in the natural world, and in thousands of cultures. But you are so totally sure about what's natural, what God wants, blah, blah.

You don't like to sleep with men? Don't. Want to restrict yourself to the Missionary position with one woman for your entire life? Dandy. But get off you high horse in telling the rest of us that we're hurting you or society of God or whatever. It's just a broadcast of your personal limitations and lack of perspective, if you want to know.

afriKa
David Wrote: Feb 09, 2010 8:23 PM
@ Matthew Elliott in Colorado

There is no "sin of homosexuality". As you said yourself, sexuality is fluid. Meaning most people are heterosexual, some are bisexual, while others are homosexual. Why you apply morality to one group, and not the others makes no sense. Those that identify as heterosexual cannot force themselves to be homosexual, and vice versa. This is just common sense. Something that is lacking when people use terms like "trojan horse" or "gay agenda" or other paranoid catch phrases.

Recent scientific studies (the type you aren't interested in) have shown that brain scans of straight and gay men are different. Studies of straight/gay twins have also shown there is a biological difference between homosexuals and heterosexuals. It has also been proven that women have an increased likelihood of giving birth to a gay male if they have already had given birth to multiple males previously. Hormones play a key role in sexual orientation.

I checked out Michael Glatze's website. It appeared to be the rantings of a religious fanatic. For all know, Michael has been bisexual his entire life. If not, he's still a gay man that's convinced himself that he's straight because his Bible told him so. You can force yourself to not act out on your sexual attractions, but that doesn't change your sexual orientation. He will always be gay, regardless of his belief system
CompCon Wrote: Feb 09, 2010 7:53 PM
...specifically, Christianity, perhaps we should get Jesus' take on this. From Matthew 19:4

“Haven’t you read,” he replied, “that at the beginning the Creator ‘made them male and female,’ and said, ‘For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh. So they are no longer two, but one. Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate.”

http://niv.scripturetext.com/matthew/19.htm

So much for theory.
Elizabeth Wrote: Feb 09, 2010 7:16 PM
Matthew,
Thank you! What you said was well said!!
Dee Dee Miller
An Orthodox Christian from
North Carolina
45caliber Wrote: Feb 09, 2010 5:16 PM
Good luck with your ministry. You'll need it.
Matthew Wrote: Feb 09, 2010 5:11 PM
Mr. Adams,

Thank you for this expose. As a Christian, I have met many who have faced the sin of homosexuality in their lives. This is a "trojan horse," that the Enemy is using to divide and conquer the Christian church. Many Christians have lost sense of the moral backbone that Jesus offers, thus are beginning to let down their guard and "accept" homosexuality. The above comment is correct - they are not "gay," they are participating in homosexual activity. Even GLBT hero Gore Vidal said, "there is no such thing as homosexuality; just homosexual acts." Even 'Q--- Theory' suggests that everybody has an equal potential for homo or heterosexuality - that sexuality is "fluid." Follow that to its logical conclusion, and - with a bit of moral perspective - no self-respecting human (let alone, Christian) could support homosexuality, given its obvious consequences and affront to natural human sexuality.

Another way to look at it: homosexuality is lust. Check out http://www.michaelglatze.blogspot.com, for some writing from a former gay rights leader - who came out as opposed to his former lifestyle, on account of his relationship with Jesus.

As fallen humans, we are bombarded with lusts. In Christ, we have the opportunity to get out of that fallen state. When the church begins to glorify the fallen state of man, the church is celebrating the work of the devil that tempted man to fall. Sickening. Thanks for your article.


Matthew Elliott
Colorado
David Wrote: Feb 09, 2010 4:54 PM
Anyone that uses the phrase "flaming phallus" shouldn't expect to be taken seriously. Good job labeling gay citizens, Gilbert. That way you can lump every single gay person in America as a single entity to be demonized. Of course if you were to do the same to African-American citizens, you'd be run out of town on a rail. Luckily for homophobic people such as yourself, it's still acceptable to spew your intolerance and hatred. You better be quick. Your time is running out.

The first thing Mr. Adams needs to do is explain how all LGBT citizens have equal rights. So all gay citizens have the right to marry the person they fall in love with? So all gay citizens aren't discriminated against in the military? So all gay citizens are given the 1,100 government benefits of marriage like their straight counterparts? So all gay citizens aren't discriminated at work because of their sexual orientation? So gay citizens aren't beaten up everyday just because they are gay? Yeah, that's what I thought. Lies wrapped up in a pretty bow are still lies.
katepatate Wrote: Feb 09, 2010 4:53 PM
They are sodomites. Call them what they are. They just use different words to make their lifestyle choice more palatable.
katepatate Wrote: Feb 09, 2010 4:45 PM
Just absolutely sick that two women put their sexual preference before a child. This little girl will never know a father who tuck her in at night, meet her dates at the door and warn them she is his daughter and to take care of her, or dance at her wedding. She is getting a really perverted idea of what a nuclear family is. And then to use her as an example is just horrible. She is being used all around. One wonders how she is used at home.
katepatate Wrote: Feb 09, 2010 4:35 PM
The human rights commission in my town is trying to make our community more welcoming to the Gilberts. I have asked when the human rights commission was going to make the community more welcoming to the Christians. I get hate filled letters to the editor when I ask questions like that. You see, they are trying to shut me up. I do not want a gay(sodomite) parade down our mainstreet and I don't way gilberts walking our streets acting out in public as they do in other cities. They have no more rights than I, but anyone who speaks against them is the bad guy instead of the other way around. They go to our schools and try to indoctrinate our children into their perverted lifestyles. It is just sick, but we live in a sick and dying world that can only be saved through Jesus Christ.
afriKa Wrote: Feb 09, 2010 3:31 PM
"When will you realize that you are criticizing the God of the Bible, who loves you so much that He sent His Son Jesus Christ to die for your sins?"

Short answer: Never.

Middle answer: what you have written perfectly illustrates just what I was saying "Follow the rules I live by, OR ELSE."

Longish answer: I'm not criticizing the "God of the Bible". I'm criticizing people who bleat about extremely inflexible notions of the rules that others need to live their lives by, or they will suffer the eternal hellfires of damnation. I'm criticizing all the ultra-literalists and "true believers" who lack basic insight into their own psychology as people who desperately want to punish those who dare not to follow The Rules that they have committed themselves to. I grew up with those rules, and reject them totally as Divine, even if I manage to live by quite a few of them simply because they are morally reasonable.

I'd like to think God -- whatever S/He is -- will "judge" me by what I do, not my professing piety or imposing my beliefs on others. I'm willing to take that chance, which seems minuscule to me. I'd rather use my own GOD-GIVEN brain than follow Recipes For Living in some book. Since you asked.

afriKa
Tom Wrote: Feb 09, 2010 2:33 PM
Dr Mike
What ever became of that acerbic wit, that tinge of irony and yes, that bombast that hooked so many of us readers? It's been as though someone with a one-track agenda has written your columns. You've driven me to reading books rather than your column. Not because I don't agree, but because it's all been said enough times. Give your readers some credit for some smarts.
Tom K in Freeport, IL
Gruyere Wrote: Feb 09, 2010 2:32 PM
To cater to the radical homosexual hysteria, medical schools should replace their standard textbooks with more politically correct materials.

Three suggestions of such materials:

"What's that in Your Rectum? A Revised, Humanized, and Homosexual-Approved Guide to Human Anatomy and Physiology."

"The Myths Behind the Female Sex Organ. And How Women Were Not Designed to Have Sex with Men."

"AIDS/HIV. The Myths behind the Alleged Risk of Homosexual Activities. And How Ronald Reagan and his Vicious Wife Continue to Infect Primarily Homosexuals."
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