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Thursday, June 04, 2009
George Will :: Townhall.com Columnist
Green With Guilt
by George Will
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WASHINGTON -- There once was an Indianapolis concert featuring 50 pianos. Splendid instruments, pianos. Still, 50 might have been excessive. As is today's chorus summoning us to save the planet.

In the history of developed democracies with literate publics served by mass media, there is no precedent for today's media enlistment in the crusade to promote global warming "awareness." Concerning this, journalism, which fancies itself skeptical and nonconforming, is neither.

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The incessant hectoring by the media-political complex's "consciousness-raising" campaign has provoked a comic riposte in the form of "The Goode Family," an animated ABC entertainment program on Wednesdays at 9 p.m. Eastern time. Cartoons seem, alas, to be the most effective means of seizing a mass audience's attention. Still, the program is welcome evidence of the bursting of what has been called "the green bubble."

Gerald and Helen Goode, their children and dog Che (when supervised, he is a vegan; when unsupervised, squirrels disappear) live in a college town, where T-shirts and other media instruct ("Meat is murder"), admonish ("Don't kill wood") and exhort ("Support our troops ... and their opponents"). The college, where Gerald works, gives students tenure. And when Gerald says his department needs money to raise the percentage of minority employees, his boss cheerily replies, "Or we could just fire three white guys. Everybody wins!" Helen shops at the One Earth store, where community shaming enforces social responsibility: "Attention One Earth shoppers, the driver of the SUV is in aisle four. He's wearing the baseball cap."

The New York Times television critic disapproves. The show "feels aggressively off-kilter with the current mood, as if it had been incubated in the early to mid-'90s, when it was possible to find global-warming skeptics among even the reasonable and informed." That is a perfect (because completely complacent) sample of the grating smugness of the planet-savers, delivered by an entertainment writer: Reasonable dissent is impossible. Cue the pianos.

"The Goode Family" does not threaten Jonathan Swift's standing as the premier English-language satirist. But when a Goode child apologizes to his parent for driving too much, and the parent responds, "It's OK ... what's important is that you feel guilty about it," the program touches upon an important phenomenon: ecology as psychology.

In "The Green Bubble: Why Environmentalism Keeps Imploding" (The New Republic, May 20), Ted Nordhaus and Michael Shellenberger, authors of "Break Through: Why We Can't Leave Saving the Planet to Environmentalists," say that a few years ago, being green "moved beyond politics." Gestures -- bringing reusable grocery bags to the store, purchasing a $4 heirloom tomato, inflating tires, weatherizing windows -- "gained fresh urgency" and "were suddenly infused with grand significance." Continued...

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George F. Will is a 1976 Pulitzer Prize winner whose columns are syndicated in more than 400 magazines and newspapers worldwide.
 
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PLEASE slit the country in two
Let the Cons wallow in their welfare state, and let the educated Liberals run things as they out to be.

Can you imagine if the red states tried to run things on their own? How could they survive without all of that welfare money? Blue states would profit from the split.

And then we would wait as all of those educated Liberal area continued to teach facts, while the Cons would continue to make fun of those Liberal bastions of education and teach ID.

Also, poor Con-America would have so many people without medical insurance that the working class would simply fall apart. Of course any health statistics already show this, but let this play out for a decade or two and watch the wealthy Cons wonder why their workers are no longer productive when sick or dead.

How long before the Con-America comes begging for a bailout? They already do. We already have good examples of Con world, and it is not fun for anybody but the most wealthy. Let the games begin.

Split the Country in Two
Liberals to one side, Conservatives to the other.

We know what will happen. The Liberal half will devolve into a full blown socialist state and anyone with any sense of individuality and belief in work who didn't step to the Conservative side during the initial split will want to immigrate to the Right side.

The Conservative side will merely be the nation the US was always envisioned to be and was for most of our history.

We already know both sides of this story so let the Left go so they stop bothering, nagging, burdening, and dictating to us.
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