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Wednesday, October 01, 2008
Ann Coulter :: Townhall.com Columnist
Biden Secret Service Codename: 'Assassination Insurance'
by Ann Coulter
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While Gov. Sarah Palin is being grilled on her position on mark-to-market accounting rules, the press can't bother to ask Joe Biden if he could give us a ballpark estimate on when Franklin D. Roosevelt was president -- or maybe take a stab at guessing the decade when televisions were first available to the public.

Being interviewed by Katie Couric on the "CBS Evening News," Biden said: "When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened.'"

For those of you who aren't hard-core history buffs, Biden not only named the wrong president during the 1929 stock market crash, he also claimed a president who wasn't president during the stock market crash went on TV before Americans had TVs.

Other than that, the statement holds up pretty well. At least Biden managed to avoid mentioning any "clean" Negroes he had met.

Couric was nearly moved to tears by the brilliance of Biden's brain-damaged remark. She was especially intrigued by Biden's claim that FDR had said the new iPhone was the bomb!

Here is Couric's full response to Biden's bizarre outburst about FDR (a) being president and (b) going on TV in 1929: "Relating to the fears of the average American is one of Biden's strong suits."

But when our beauteous Sarah said that John McCain was a better leader on the economy than Barack Obama, Couric relentlessly badgered her for evidence. "Why do you say that?" Couric demanded. "Why are they waiting for John McCain and not Barack Obama? ... Can you give us any more examples of his leading the charge for more oversight?"

The beauteous Sarah had cited McCain's prescient warnings about Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. But Couric, the crackerjack journalist who didn't know FDR wasn't president in 1929, demanded more examples from Palin.

We are currently in the middle of a massive financial crisis brought on by Fannie Mae. McCain was right on Fannie Mae; Obama was wrong. That's not enough?

Not for the affable Eva Braun of evening TV! "I'm just going to ask you one more time," Couric snipped, "not to belabor the point. Specific examples in his 26 years of pushing for more regulation?" 

This would be like responding to someone who predicted the 9/11 attacks by saying: OK, you got one thing right. Not to belabor the point, but what else?

Obama was not merely wrong on Fannie Mae: He is owned by Fannie Mae. Somehow Obama managed to become the second biggest all-time recipient of Fannie Mae political money after only three years in the Senate. The biggest beneficiary, Democratic Sen. Chris Dodd, had a 30-year head start on receiving loot from Fannie Mae -- the government-backed institution behind our current crisis.

How does the Democratic ticket stack up on other major issues facing the nation, say, gas prices? Continued...

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Ann Coulter is a columnist and author of Guilty: Liberal Victims and Their Assault On America.
 
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best words i herd Sarah say lately,ive not got my sights on any senate seat ive to much yet to do as govenor,the rivals media and liberal trap machine failed big time to get her in the circus den of ANONOMOUS SOURCES,ya theyre crying foul,theyre prayers of her joining theyre barnum baily act ,was dashed,shes to smart to let those corrupt dc elitests take her greatest advantage away her outsider advantage,no debate senate vote ammo for you,oh i guess you can attack her kids like you enjoy doing so much,but her record of accomplishments are your greatest fear,the words you fear the most,like surpluss,tax reductions,corrupt officials in prisons,pipeline deal starting,forighn trade increasing,rainy day savings increasing,oil companys paying more for there resources,state income tax elimination,home heating oil price parity with the rest of the USA,as well as gasoline,tourism increasing,earmarks to her state cut in half,spending cuts in her balenced budget,ya words that scare her rivals and the msm and especially democrats.Thats why you people wont see her fall for your dc circus trap,Sarah knows your game,you say forighn pollicy,she says wheres obamas oh ya its bidon,Palins one of the smartest people ive ever seen,and courics an idiot,shes an editing butcher,and her sack job on Sarah will be quickly forgotten,once obama makes Carter look like a saint.All eyes are looking north to Alaska,and all ears will be waiting for the golden words,i will run for the presidentcy in 2012,its comming and you all know it is.

If and only if
If Obama were to become president, my betting money would be that he will be categorically rated as the worst president in modern times ,even worse than Jimmy Carter. On the outside he may be inviting a stinging pain (mortal) and end the misery for all of us.
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