Forget the Diet, Tubby -- Lettuce Will Make You Sick to Your Stomach

Posted: Apr 28, 2018 1:50 PM
Forget the Diet, Tubby -- Lettuce Will Make You Sick to Your Stomach

If you were planning on starting a diet this week,  you might want to delay it. Eat all the pizza your heart desires, big guy. Have nachos, steak, perhaps a root beer float or two – scarf down all the crap you can. Whatever you do, do not eat romaine lettuce. 

According to the Associated Press, a gross strain of bacteria found in romaine lettuce has been plaguing 98 people in 22 states.

From the Associated Press:

The outbreak has been blamed on E. coli bacteria in romaine lettuce grown in Yuma, Arizona. While most E. coli bacteria are not harmful, some produce toxins that can cause severe illness.

The growing season in Yuma is pretty much over, but it's possible some illnesses will still occur, said Matthew Wise of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. The most recent illness began on April 20.

In the meantime, people should not buy or eat romaine unless they know it's not from Yuma. The Yuma region provides most of the romaine sold in the U.S. during the winter.

"We haven't been able to guarantee that there's no product coming out of Yuma at this point," added Stic Harris of the U.S. Food and Drug Administration during a briefing for reporters.

While officials have tracked the outbreak to chopped and whole head romaine from Yuma, they don't know if it was tainted in the fields or at other point, like during packaging or distribution. The types of E. coli that cause illness can be spread through contaminated water or food, or through contact with infected animals or persons, the CDC says.

The last large E. coli outbreak like this involved spinach grown in California in 2016. Officials suspect cattle contaminated a nearby stream, and wild pigs roaming the area spread it to fields.

So far in Arizona, officials have tied eight of the 98 cases to whole head romaine lettuce grown at Harrison Farms in Yuma. Those eight cases were at a jail in Alaska. That farm's harvest has ended, Harris said.

The FDA is looking at two dozen other farms as the source of the chopped romaine tied to illnesses."

Yikes. This is the worst. A nice salad is arguably the most underrated meal in existence. But perhaps the real tragedy is that, for the time being, one of Tom Brady's greatest quotes of all time is now defunct. 

"Fresh as lettuce" no more. The leafy green stuff will cause a whirlwind of digestive issues for your stomach if you digest it.