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Total Losers: To Everyone Who Wished Trump A Mueller Christmas, Does It Hurt To Suck This Much?

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Okay, Special Counsel Robert Mueller has submitted his report and guess what; there was no collusion. So, what some of us have known for years is now official. We’re right. You’re wrong. That’s the end of it.  And it’s not like this was hard to figure out. Something this big, an allegation this explosive, there would’ve been leaks. There would’ve been a paper trail to a smoking gun. None of that existed. It is now as it was then zero evidence to support the myth that Trump, his campaign staff, and the Russians colluded to tilt the 2016 election. Hillary Clinton was a loser who just lost. Sorry, Democrats, your candidate was the one who couldn’t win. So, with the entire liberal media establishment pushing the Russian collusion myth, it’s time to set them on fire. It’s time to bash them, humiliate them, and make them feel like the pieces of trash that they are: You. Suck. 

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Yet, the frontrunners of this idiot brigade are these cast of characters who wished Donald Trump a “Mueller Christmas,” at a time when the Left still thought that Mueller would dig up the goods on Trump. Yeah, talk about being punched in the face with reality. As these liberals recover and try to find the teeth that were knocked loose, let go down memory lane. From The Hill Reporter, an unabashed liberal outlet, here are the lyrics (yes, they’re pathetic):

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We wish you a Mueller Christmas

We wish you a Mueller Christmas

We wish you a Mueller Christmas

and impeachment next year.

Indictments will come to you and your kin.

Indictments for Christmas and impeachment next year.

We wish you a Mueller Christmas

We wish you a Mueller Christmas

We wish you a Mueller Christmas

and impeachment next year.

Subpoenas galore for all of Trump’s men.

Bring forth the grand jury and bring them all year.

[…]

The carol was performed by a ragtag anti-Trump group, including Scott Dworkin of the Democratic Coalition, singer-songwriter Ricky Davila, performer and actress Tara Strong, DNC member Khary Penebaker, actor Javier Muñoz, Democratic candidate for VA House of Delegates Hassan Ahmad, patient advocate Peter Morley, Social Security/Workers Comp attorney and patriot Adam Cohen, and Delaware County Dem Committee Leader Shannon Bearman.

But wait—here’s Samantha Bee also wishing Trump a “Mueller Christmas.”


In the end, as we’ve said before, the report showed there was no collusion. Attorney General and Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein also said there wasn’t enough to pursue Trump on obstruction of justice. This was a win for the president, even Al Sharpton knows that. 

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