New Web Ad: 'Embarrass'

Matt Lewis | October 02, 2008 1:02 PM

Script For "Embarrass" (Web 1:00)

ANNCR: What might Joe Biden say at tonight's debate?

Anything's possible.

JOE BIDEN: I think I probably have a much higher I.Q. than you do. ...

What am I talking about?

ANNCR: We know he has impeccable tact.

JOE BIDEN: You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts, unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking. ...

What am I talking about?

ANNCR: Maybe he'll send Hillary in his place?

JOE BIDEN: Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am.

Might have been a better pick than me. ...

What am I talking about?

ANNCR: And what might he say about his vote to raise taxes on those making just $42,000 a year?

JOE BIDEN: It's time to be patriotic Kate, time to jump in, time to be part of the deal.

ANNCR: We know he'd never embarrass himself.

JOE BIDEN: Stand up chuck. Let them see you! Oh, God love you, what am I talking about?