Can I even say "laid?"
Then there's this:
Captain Ed from Captain's Quarters chimes in at Comments:
I think you and Michelle should found the TBW -- Tough Bleeping Women. I'd bet you could get Mary Katherine Ham to join as well.
Great idea Captain. God forbid should Mary Katherine say the words "balls" and "masturbate" in the same sentence. Heck, we just might have to bail her out.
Hmmm, I wonder when my next appearance is...Mwahahahahaha.