Sometimes--very, very occasionally-- I'm genuinely entertained by the junk mail that comes into my box.
Recently, someone with a pretty hefty thesaurus has been sending me mail, and the results have been pretty good. In the past week, I've gotten junk mail with the following subject lines:
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Shoplifting coxcombry
Trollop sublimation
What delightful, perfectly nonsensical phrases. Does someone out there in Spam world know I'm a sucker for a good 50-cent word?
UPDATE: My brother IMs to tell me about some of the funny junk mail names he gets in his box:
One guy's name was Appalachian H. Immovable. And then there was some guy with the last name ManeuverabilityI thought they might be rivals.
Since one was jealous of the other one being able to move and what-not.
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