Welcome back to another episode of "Unredacted!" Happy Birthday, America! It was pretty genious to have the World Cup in the USA during our 250th anniverssary. Europeans are amazed by the luxuries we take for granted. For example, air conditioning everywhere is foreign to these people. People in Europe die all the time because of a lack of air conditioning, and they have the gall to mock the US for gun deaths!
The Senate race in Maine is getting wilder by the day. Why did Democrats think it was a good idea to run a female-abusing, self-pleasuring, Nazi-tattoo-having loser? And for Democrats in Texas to run a guy who hates Christianity? Rumors are swirling around Talarico right now, and nothing will surprise me when they're confirmed.
Meanwhile, while I'm not thrilled with the Iran deal, most Americans are. Gas is starting to get cheaper again, and most people want the foreign conflict to be behind us. Polls are starting to look better for Republicans. We are celebrating America's 250th. I'm starting to get optimistic about the midterms!
