-Obama like to listen to Ludacris and thinks the rapper is a pretty cool guy.
-Ludacris likes Obama so much he writes a song about him.
-In the song, Ludacris suggests he become Obama's VP and calls Hillary a word that is only appropriate when describing female dogs.
-Obama's campaign responds by saying they are "outraged" but Ludacris is still a "talented individual."
Got that? Whatever it is, it ain't a Sister Souljah moment for the Obama team!