Arkansas Senator Tom Cotton took the Senate floor earlier this week to say what we've all been thinking for years: Harry Reid is a jerk.
"I'm forced to listen to the bitter, vulgar, incoherent ramblings of the minority leader," Cotton said. "Normally, like every other American, I ignore them. I can't ignore them today."
Reid's "bitter, vulgar, incoherent ramblings" that prompted Cotton's response revolve around the defense bill, which Reid claims was "written in the dead of night," even though it's been public for weeks.
"The happy by-product of fewer days in session in the Senate is that this institution will be cursed less with his cancerous leadership," Cotton concluded.