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Jeb Bush Just Bought The Marlins

Former Florida governor and 2016 presidential candidate Jeb Bush, along with former Yankees star Derek Jeter, won an auction today to purchase the Miami Marlins for $1.3 billion.

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Everyone on the internet then proceeded to make the same two jokes:

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(Special shoutout to this one, which combined the two)

Jeter and Jeb were part of a group that won the auction, and additional details of the sale will be released when they are available. Former President George W. Bush, Jeb's brother also once owned a baseball team--the Texas Rangers.

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