You can’t turn around these days without seeing some leftist somewhere whining about white men. As a white man, it seems like every Democrat is an obsessed stalker – it’s enough to make us want to take out a restraining order. I speak for all white men in this piece because, after watching a week’s worth of fawning coverage of the death of Jesse Jackson that glossed over or ignored his racism, affair (oh, the stories I’ve heard) and grifting, I remembered who he simply appointed himself a “leader” and the corporate media crowned him the spokesman for black people, so I’ll take the job for whitey for today.
What is the obsession the left has with us? It’s flattering, I suppose. We’ve done pretty well, though you never know it from the way Democrats talk about us. We created democracy, pretty much all the rights everyone enjoys and all the concepts behind them, in one way or another. Literally all the technology Democrats use to complain about us – television, computers, internet, print, etc. Hell, even the languages most liberals speak. We don’t sit around and demand everyone rub our feet over the endless list of things we’ve created and/or made better, but not being screamed at for the penis envy of bigots isn’t too much to ask.
But there’s no money in honesty with Democrats; bigotry pays well on the left and victimhood is their Bitcoin.
Bigot trash and child of criminal immigrants, Wajahat Ali, hates white men and can’t stop talking about us. Maybe he blames us for his corrupt parents and their role in the fraud scheme that got them sent to prison? He’s mad about it, rather than at them for their role in it – can’t really blame him, how wants to believe the worst about their parents? But we didn’t have anything to do with it.
Ali was whining to fellow bigot Joy Reid about us, “The fragility of mediocre, terrified white men is destroying America.” We’ve done pretty well for “mediocre, terrified” people, considering all we’ve accomplished. The enlightenment alone would be enough for us to rest on the way our subset of Greeks basically rest on creating democracy and feta cheese, but we didn’t.
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And thank God we didn’t. Without us, medicine would consist of leeches and meteorology would basically be dancing and farming would be throwing babies into volcanoes. Considering how Democrats love abortion, maybe denying them that baby-throwing outlet is part of the reason they’re so angry?
Of course, when not whining about the existence of white men, Democrats whine about “cultural appropriation” and other garbage people use as cover for their hatred. Reid, now blonde – which I don’t think occurs in nature – has made a living with that. Every couple of months, there’s a new “outrage” over some which chick who got dreadlocks or braids, even though the Vikings were doing both long before anyone knew the world was round.
Actor John Leguizamo demanded whitey not go to his movies if they support the enforcement of US immigration laws. I was way ahead of him on that one, as were most people of all configurations. He’s not very good at acting, but does like playing “offended” by cultural appropriation.
“There should be a rule if you don’t like a certain ethnic group or race that you cannot eat their food or use their inventions that they’ve given the world,” the Hispanic man who played an Italian in the original Super Mario movie said. He then went on to list a bunch of food items white people shouldn’t be allowed to eat, weirdly ignoring how many of those food items are enjoyed by black and Asian people as well, or how the language of the region is from Spain…in Europe. Is he willing to give up Spanish? I somehow doubt it. Nor will he give up the Spanish influence in the food he listed, but whatever.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. There’s a reason these bigots simply spew their nonsense and never act on it, and it’s not the exclusive love of the culture they profess to be superior. I’ll take Johnny seriously when he demands to be cut out of “The Odyssey” by Christopher Nolan and returns the money he was paid to play Eumaeus, as I doubt he’s from Colombia like Leguizamo is.
If we can’t eat taco shells (I didn’t say tacos because where cows come from would be a disappointment to him), he can’t play…well, anything but Colombians.
It’s much more fun to impose the rules on others than it is to live under them, which is why that’s what Democrats of all configurations constantly do. To hell with all of them.
Democrats can blame us for everything under the sun to distract from their failures, but if you follow the policies and issues they spend their time whining about, at the root, you will find something a Democrat created and imposed on people. Some were created by white men, others by different shades of humans, all by liberals. They can say whatever they want about us, but we aren’t going to sit by and take responsibility for, or ownership of, their failures.
In the meantime, maybe we should look into that restraining order…
Derek Hunter is the host of the Derek Hunter Show on WMAL in Washington, DC, and has a free daily podcast (subscribe!) and author of the book, Outrage, INC., which exposes how liberals use fear and hatred to manipulate the masses, and host of the weekly “Week in F*cking Review” podcast where the news is spoken about the way it deserves to be. Follow him on Twitter at @DerekAHunter.
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