Greg Hengler

Can you believe this guy? First, he blames Congress for the lack of jobs, saying that if they followed his plan there would be over a million more Americans employed today! Then--after months if not years of campaigning (read: speaking to celebs, college students, and labor unions), golfing, vacationing, and spending mere minutes with Congressional leaders--he rebukes Congress for their lack of work.

He's truly in a league of his own. A legend in his own mind.