Cortney O'Brien

Are you “Born READY?” The Hillary shippers are starting early this time around with 2016 presidential campaign merchandise...for babies.

Here is the description of the new item on the Ready for Hillary PAC website,

Born READY Onesie

100 % combed cotton infant baby rib knit onesie in asphalt gray. Sizes: 3-6 months, 6-12 months, 12-18 months and 18-24 months.

USA MADE & UNION PRINTED

The adorable onesie apparel comes after the Ready for Hillary PAC unveiled its creepy $5 dollar buttons featuring a not-quite-complete illustration of Clinton’s face. The tagline was, “Button Up.” If this is their idea of winning an election, they have some interesting strategies.

Once you’re done scratching your head or furrowing your eyebrows, try if you can to imagine a Chris Christie onesie. A Ted Cruz onesie? Don’t even get me started on a Joe Biden onesie.

I guess the old school bumper stickers or t-shirts with catchy taglines were sooo 2008. The 2016 trend appears to be all about trying to influence potential Democratic voters in infancy. Or, playing with mothers' emotions. A cute baby in a Hillary onesie? How can you not give this fellow mom your vote?

Nice try.

If these Hillary PAC onesies don’t fly off the virtual shelves, get ready to deal with a bunch of cry babies.


Cortney O'Brien

Cortney O'Brien is a Townhall web editor. Follow her on Twitter @obrienc2.

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