Purcell's weekly column, now in its 15th year, is syndicated by Cagle Cartoons to hundreds of publications and Web sites nationally and internationally. It has been featured on the Rusty Humphries Show, the Laura Ingraham Show and the Rush Limbaugh Show, as well as other radio programs in Canada and the U.S.
I didn't know it when I was young, but I was one of the luckiest young men on the planet. I had a father who loved me and imposed his will on me.
After I read the news report, I popped the wine cork and praised the science gods. Alcohol consumption helps us live longer
When I came to, I was on my back on the floor of my accountant's office. "What happened?" I said. "When I told you how much you owe, you went down like ton of bricks," said my accountant.
"America and the West have a historic opportunity to negotiate a nuclear agreement that will promote peace in the Middle East and the world. It will give your country, Iran, a brighter future. What do you say to that?"
The old grocery store in my neighborhood is closing next month. Boy, does that make me sad.
St. Patrick's Day celebrations are getting a wee bit out of hand.
Get this: The federal government is trying to explain things to citizens in plain English.
I admit it: I love the snow and the cold. I love to be outside, gazing up at the stars on cold, crisp evenings. I love how the snow blankets my hillsides. And most of all, I love how snow disrupts daily life - particularly in Washington, D.C.
Ah, the middle of February. We all know what that means: Sports Illustrated's swimsuit issue has arrived.
With Valentine's Day upon us, female readers are again pummeling me with questions on how to woo the modern male.
Women have long been annoyed that they do more housework than men, as demonstrated by many studies, but now they are really steamed.
Young Americans continue to put off homeownership, and that isn't good for anyone.
Boy, does the world need a better sense of humor right about now.
I received an unexpected postcard in the mail the other day from an old friend. It made my day.
Ah, winter has arrived in all its glory, which means one thing: more sledding bans.
Pope Francis recently praised the benefits of big families - that a big family teaches children selflessness and sharing, which benefits the whole of society - and I couldn't agree more.
"You've worked for us for 10 years, Johnson, but I'm not sure how to grade you during this year's performance review."
The number of Americans who choose to live alone continues to grow.
A giant Manhattan penthouse and a summer home in the Hamptons. That was all. There was nothing Sabrina could do but plop onto her designer couch and cry.
It's amazing that the show almost was not broadcast.
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