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If more Americans were self-employed independent contractors, the country would soar.
I'm starting to feel bad for President Obama, if you want to know the truth.
"Dad, why does America celebrate Columbus Day?"
Are religious people as equally prone to immoral acts as nonreligious people?
Marcotte says that a study by North Carolina State University sociologists Sarah Bowen, Sinikka Elliott and Joslyn Brenton finds that "the stress that cooking puts on people, particularly women, may not be worth the trade-off."
Dec. 7, 1941: An aide enters the Oval Office with grim news for President Barack Obama.
Ah, college is back in session - which means, says The Washington Post, that "helicopter parents" are in full flight. Helicopter parents, says The Post, are parents who have "watched their (childrens') every move, checked their grades online hourly, advocated for them endlessly and kept them busy from event to activity to play date ..."
They're going to have to get used to it. I speak of the school students who are complaining about the taste of their government-funded school grub.
Even on the hottest nights of the summer, my father knew how to make our house ice cold.
Did you ever have a week in which you had an impossible amount of work to complete, yet somehow got it done?
It was just a matter of time for the program to be abused.
?Get this: Low expectations are the key to happiness.
?Ah, summer. What a great time for boys to read "The Dangerous Book for Boys."
Teens not working doesn't work for America
I long for the sounds of summer I knew as a kid.
"I say it's high time we update the wording of the presidential oath of office, which is specified in Article II, Section 1 of the U.S. Constitution."
Boy, our political debate is getting crasser by the moment.
?Ah, summer is here. We all know what that means: The rights crowd will demand that our politicians pass new federal laws to make paid vacation mandatory.
"Look, it is hard to believe that the email records of six people involved in this scandal are somehow lost forever due to a series of convenient hard-drive crashes. It's awfully coincidental, don't you think?"
"Who the heck cares about a bunch of guys playing footsie with a little ball?"
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