Kurt Schlichter (Twitter: @KurtSchlichter) has been published in the New York Post, Washington Examiner, Los Angeles Times, Washington Times and elsewhere. He was personally recruited by Andrew Breitbart and since 2009 his work has been frequently published on the Breitbart.com web sites.
Kurt is a successful California trial lawyer and a former stand-up comic. A veteran of Desert Storm and Kosovo, he rose to the rank of colonel (Infantry), commanded a cavalry squadron, and is a graduate of the United States Army War College, where he received a master of Strategic Studies degree.
He has been a guest on Fox News, the Hugh Hewitt Show, the Dennis Miller Show, the John Phillips Show, the Tony Katz Radio Spectacular, the Greg Garrison Show, Geraldo, The Snark Factor, The Point, The Delivery with Jimmie Bise, Jr., and the WMAL Morning Show with Larry O’Connor, among others. He appears weekly on both the Derek Hunter Show and on Cam and Company on NRA News.
He published three #1 bestselling Amazon "Political Humor" ebooks in a row: "I Am a Conservative: Uncensored, Undiluted and Absolutely Un-PC," and "I Am a Liberal: A Conservative's Guide to Dealing With Nature's Most Irritating Mistake," and “Fetch My Latte: Sharing Feelings With Stupid People.”
Kurt lives with his Hot Wife and Hideous Terrier in the South Bay area of Los Angeles.
There’s nothing like the holidays for laughing at anti-religious malcontents being driven to madness by the thought of Christians and Jews celebrating their faiths. Crosses, menorahs, happy people with satisfying personal lives – these things drive the militant atheists into a sputtering rage.
Recent events once again demonstrate that there is no point arguing with liberals.
Whether we like it or not – and we don’t – there’s a significant chance that Chris Christie will be the 2016 Republican nominee. Perhaps he can use a few helpful hints from the GOP’s Tea Party/Constitutional Conservative/Actual Conservative wing.
It is not the libertarians’ fault when a conservative candidate loses.
This Veterans Day, let’s honor our warriors, not patronize them.
You Millenials voted for Obama by a margin of 28 percent, which will make it a lot easier for me to accept the benefits you will be paying for.
The establishment has declared us defeated, but we’re ready to fight like rabid wolverines. Now we need to think carefully about how we defeat our opponents over the long haul. And “the long haul” means many election cycles.
The shutdown/debt limit imbroglio wasn’t a defeat. Defeats leave the losers feeling defeated. But the designated losers, the conservative base of the GOP – which, more accurately, now is the GOP – is more eager and excited than it has been in a long time.
It’s clear that liberals like David Plouffe and David Sirota have a moral duty to kill me. And to kill you too.
What if they gave a shutdown and no one cared?
This week’s most important lesson does not involve the failure of Obamacare. There’s no lesson there. If you thought the government was capable of competently executing the roll-out of this abomination I have a timeshare deal you might want to buy into. The place overlooks a unicorn ranch; it’s awesome.
I have to admit that the Congressional GOP’s Obamacare defunding strategy has me a little nervous – mostly because it just might work. When the GOP does something clever, I start looking for the other three horsemen of the apocalypse.
It would be awful if the Democrats decide that the latest massacre by a non-Tea Partier means it’s time for yet another high-profile Congressional push for gun control. Awful awesome.
Somewhere, up there, Andrew Breitbart is celebrating. On September 10, 2013, the legendary gadfly whose huge heart gave out far too soon chalked up a three more big wins in his campaign to take America back from the hypocritical liberal snobs he despised.
Why are we talking about Syria when the real enemy is Iran?
The grossly obese Syrian officer was coming in the door of the King Khalid Military City exchange while I was coming out.
Twerking is a sexual act that isn't even sexy. America faces an assault on normalcy.
Here’s a wacky, outside-the-envelope idea that we just might want to give a shot – let’s try defeating our enemies. It’s bound to work out better than protecting and empowering them.
You can drive through residential neighborhoods and never see a single child out playing. We should worry about what this means for the future.
This wonderful couple has created a traditional nuclear family that provides a powerful counterpoint to the kind of freak show dysfunction that liberalism requires to survive.
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