Kurt Schlichter

Posted February 08, 2016

Its easy to make the conservative case against Donald Trump hes a Hillary-donating human troll doll who displays the interpersonal skills of Damien from The Omen while practicing the same deep, abiding commitment to conservative ideology as Charlie Sheen does to sobriety.

Posted February 01, 2016

Hillary Clinton is a felon many times over.

Posted January 25, 2016

I have never, ever had anyone tell me that he had too much ammunition.

Posted January 18, 2016

A lot of us complain that our elite betters are ignoring our concerns, but nothing could be further from the truth. They have heard us all right.

Posted January 11, 2016

There is a real chance that our next president will be Donald Trump.

Posted January 04, 2016

Its time to say Goodbye, and in some cases Good riddance, to the asterisks, the footnotes, the jokes running in the GOP primary.

Posted December 28, 2015

CNN Don Lemons terrified cry of Abandon ship! when I refused to play my designated Trump Thumper role last week was a moment the GOP candidates need to learn from. It was more than just a hilarious meltdown by a stalwart defender of all things liberal and the inspiration for multiple media appearances and hordes of new Twitter followers for me.

Posted December 21, 2015

The blobby Republican primary field is finally beginning to take shape, but sadly that shape is a mushroom cloud. For Donald Trump and his fans, thats a metaphor that refers to a nuclear explosion.

Posted December 14, 2015

As a young man, I learned that sometimes that hot chick you're dating is also completely crazy and, as much fun as it is to go out with her, it's going to end badly.

Posted December 07, 2015

The leftists won a key battle: the fight to make the personal political.

Posted November 30, 2015

The leftist catchphrase No Justice, No Peace is something of a rarity in the progressive phrasebook because it contains a hint of truth.

Posted November 23, 2015

Imagine our surprise to learn that America is morally obligated to take in every out-of-luck dude who wanders out of his hellhole of a country with a bindle, selfie stick and no wife or kids in sight. And the troubling likelihood that some portion of these largely military-age male refugees agrees with their countrymen that the only good American is a headless one is beside the point.

Posted November 16, 2015

Please don't tell the students at University of Missouri and Yale and all the other throbbing pustules of academia to stop their insanity.

Posted November 09, 2015

In a reality show election starring Hillary Clinton, it takes real effort to be the most appalling, disgusting, and morally bankrupt character in the cast. Enter stage left Bernie Sanders, the democratic socialist.

Posted November 02, 2015

Its not enough that Jeb Bush be allowed to bow out of the race and retire with dignity to spend the rest of his life not being president.

Posted October 26, 2015

Now is when the adults in the room are supposed to rise from their rocking chairs and send us uppity conservatives to our room without our supper.

Posted October 19, 2015

Its pretty clear that Hillary is going to be the nominee of the Party of Elderly Socialist White People. Bernie Sanders isnt serious about taking her out and taking the lead hes only interested in yelling at rich people and telling them to get the hell off their own lawns.

Posted October 12, 2015

I want to support Marco Rubio, but today I cant. He may not have burned all his bridges to us conservatives, but he charred the hell out of them with his flirtation with the Gang of Eight and his disingenuous embrace of amnesty.

Posted October 05, 2015

Kill the filibuster. Kill it now.

Posted September 28, 2015

Something is going to end up a smoldering ruin. Maybe it will be the whole country. Maybe itll just be the elite-run GOP.