As ISIS continues its orgy of rape and beheadings in Ramadi, perhaps our president could show a rare flash of dignity by simply slipping out the back door of the White House and down the road to the links instead of putting on his annual farce of honoring the sacred dead at Arlington.

Picking on the mainstream media is easier than offending radical feminists, and almost as much fun, but just because its barely a challenge doesnt mean we shouldnt do it. We should. We must.

I damn sure didnt go to war for this country twice to come home and be told by a bunch of homely chicks with daddy issues, effete literary fops scandalized by the notion of resistance to Third World pathologies, and nimrod sons of politicians playing at journalism what I can and cant say.

We decent Americans are bombarded with lies, libeled, and subjected to petty (and, increasingly, not so petty) tyrannies by government flunkies.

The last time some Twitter leftist sneered at me and called me a breeder, I wondered whether this collectivist genius considered not reproducing to be a wise long-term strategy.

I commanded a cavalry squadron, so my default tactic is to attack. And the increasingly desperate, fascistic flailing of the left as it seeks to hold onto power is a signal that its absolutely time to sound the trumpet.

That photo is me about ten years ago, standing in the ruins of a land where people rejected the rule of law in favor of the rule of force. I think a lot about my year-long deployment to Kosovo these days.

Vladimir Putin scheduled the war to retake the Baltic States Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania for the first half of the last Final Four college basketball game. He anticipated, correctly, that the Presidents focus would be on his brackets instead of Russias plan to recapture its former glory.

The patriotic conservative hawks who are terrified by the deterioration of our military are absolutely right our military is in crisis. But lifting the sequester caps and pumping more money into the Pentagon isn't going to solve the problem.

When I wrote my recent Townhall column, Hillary Will Be President Of Nothing, I expected that the response from the foam-lipped Left would be irrational, unhinged hate. And I looked forward to it since, like all good conservatives, I feed off of impotent leftist rage.

The only people who should be afraid of Hillary Clinton running in 2016 are her fellow Democrats, and the only thing they should fear more than her running and losing is her running and winning.

Oh my goodness, the 2014 election victories didnt end the war! You mean the progressives are still out there dreaming of a future full of hugs and goosestepping?

Its time to give current university system the Old Yeller treatment, except normal Americans will giggle when this rabid mongrel gets put down.

The last few weeks have raised a critical question for all Americans: Is the liberal elite unbelievably dumb or unbelievably cynical? Do our over-credentialed, under-educated, would-be betters actually believe the bullstuff they are shoveling, or do they really think that we normal Americans are so stupid that they can lie to our faces and we will just take it?

The only thing more elusive than an attractive liberal feminist is a conservative Christian mass murderer, but that doesnt keep Team Progressive from pressing on with its never-ending snipe hunt to find one.

Speaking of crazy talk, I see that President Obama is calling the Islamic fanatics attacks in Paris random. Who would've thought that a bunch of anti-Semitic fans of ISIS who say they're going to go out and murder Jews might actually go out and murder Jews? What are the chances?

Its no surprise that the Obama administration desperately wants to keep Bowe Bergdahl from being convicted of desertion. It cant even bring itself to call the Taliban terrorists who held him terrorists.

My car needs washing, and frankly Id prefer that the losers who think Obamas free community college idea is super awesome ought to get off their lazy hindquarters and wash it for me for free.

Jeb Bush is a lumpy, over-hyped, empty suit who operates under the delusion that his marginal success is more than an accident of birth, that it is a result of his inner specialness rather than a manifestation of pure entitlement.

The world is being rocked by a rash of workplace violence, though what the Administration believes the Koran has against workplaces remains unclear. Those who eschew the willful blindness of the cowardly and foolish see clearly that the Islamofascist freaks are running up the body count across the globe. The question is what, if anything, are we going to do about it?