It’s getting harder every day to be a liberal.
Having to defend Obamacare is enough to exhaust the hardiest soul. And trying to explain Barack Obama’s foreign policy would give anybody – even a creative globalist like John Kerry – a pounding headache.
There don’t appear to be any happy outcomes: Libya. Syria. Iran. Iraq. Afghanistan. Punched-in-the-gut Israel. Dennis Rodman’s genocidal North Korea. Creeping communism in Venezuela. The Ukrainians sullying the Olympics for Mr. Obama’s friend Vladimir Putin.
Even the weather, with much of the Great Lakes freezing over and snowdrifts in Georgia, seems to have it in for liberals, especially the Chicken Littles who gasp in horror when you, your dog or some cows exhale. “Run for your lives! It’s …. carbon dioxide!”
As if it’s not enough to defend Barack Obama and the collapsing case for global warming, liberals still carry the baggage of Bill Clinton’s sex scandals, even as Miss Hillary prepares for her own presidential run. Damage control to grease Mrs. Clinton’s skids is well underway.
A case in point is Washington Post “Fact Checker” Glenn Kessler’s recent column giving Kentucky Republican Sen. Rand Paul three Pinocchios (out of four) for describing Bill Clinton as a “sexual predator.”
Mr. Kessler, who often has the goods on prevaricating politicians in both parties, offers the Merriam-Webster definition of a sexual predator as “a person who has committed a sexually violent offense and especially one who is likely to commit more sexual offenses.”
Well, that narrow definition leaves out the perverts who call women and breathe heavily into the phone or Tweet their own shocking selfies. It also leaves out Bubba, since, as Mr. Kessler points out, Monica Lewinsky, the intern who is half Bubba’s age and with whom Mr. Clinton famously “did not have sex,” initiated the encounters.
What about those other “bimbo eruptions?” Mr. Kessler divides the known list into “consensual liaisons” and those who “alleged an unwanted sexual encounter.”
Gennifer Flowers leads the first tally, claiming a longtime affair. She almost derailed Mr. Clinton’s 1992 presidential run, and would probably have done so if the media had not suddenly stopped reporting on her case, saying in effect, “that’s old news. We need to re-examine Dan Quayle’s misspelling of the word ‘potato.’”
Mr. Kessler writes that “Clinton denied her claim at the time, but under oath in 1998 he acknowledged a sexual encounter with her.” Okay, there’s nothing to see here, folks, so let’s move on to fellow consensual claimant Dolly Kyle Browning, who claimed an off-and-on, 22-year affair.