A hundred years ago, when I was the news director at WMOA Radio in Marietta, Ohio, I read that there was an editor -- probably in New York -- who marked up copy with the letters M.E.G.O.
The acronym meant: My Eyes Glaze Over -- the piece was so boring he entered alpha wave mode, just like me when I'm behind a high school class trying to get through the TSA security line.
Living in Our Nation's Capital we have many opportunities to be bored by long explanations by powerful people telling us why something can't get done -- that it's too complicated for mere mortals such as ourselves to understand.
Sort of a reconciliation of sequestration leading to demagoguery borne of gerrymandering that allows a cacophony of calumny by a growing number of desiccated members of the U.S. House and Senate.
How are your eyes, now?
The August story for 2013 is the purchase of the Washington Post by Amazon.com founder Jeff Bezos. The Post, not wanting to get beaten on its own story, has published what seems like hundreds of thousands of words about just how wonderful this is going to be for American journalism -- and maybe all journalism in the near Solar System.
In one piece outgoing owner Donald Graham waxed rhapsodic about how he has known Bezos for years and, not unlike George W. and Vladimir Putin, looked into his soul and saw a newspaper man.
In a later piece Mr. Graham got off script and said that, while taking a walk in Aspen, summer retreat of choice for soulful newspapermen, Bezos asked Graham how much he wanted for the paper.
Graham said $250,000,000. Bezos said, effectively, "Sold." And a newspaperman's soul was born.
According to Forbes, Mr. Bezos is worth about $28 billion. The Post recently reported losses in its print division of $14.8 million for the second quarter. Annualized that racks up to operating losses from the news business of just shy of $60 million.
At that rate, assuming he doesn't make another dime from any other source, Bezos will run out of money sometime during the year 2480.
I have nothing against Bezos or Amazon. I'm an Amazon Prime guy. I buy things from Amazon and from its cousin, Audible.com, all the time. Neither do I have anything against Don Graham, whom I have never met, but everyone who ever has met him speaks glowingly of his brains, wit, and style.
I'm just sick and tired of all this navel gazing about how Bezos is going to "disrupt" the news biz just as he has with the book and retailing industries.
Maybe he will, and maybe I hope he does; but, if he had purchased, say, a steel company or a copper mine there would not be this level of discussion.