Rich Galen

The Secret Service, the FBI, the CIA, the AFL-CIO, and just about every other organization with people who carry guns, has a hand in the Inauguration of Barack Obama which will occur on January 20.

On Inauguration Day all those people with guns are going to be looking for bad guys and trying to stop them from coming into the District of Columbia.

They have come up with a plan: Close the bridges from Virginia to the District of Columbia on Inauguration Day. This is an image of the front page of Wednesday's Washington Times:

The people in charge of security for the inaugural have decided that those of us who live in the Commonwealth of Virginia are a huge security threat and so have decided to us off from the District of Columbia starting at midnight on January 20th.

I am for this. In fact, I am for even more than this. Much more.

First, to the Wayback Machine. In 1789 the young nation with its shiny new Constitution was looking for a Capital which didn't include the words "Philadelphia" or "New York."

The new Constitution (Article I, Section 8) gave the Congress power over such District (not exceeding ten miles square) as may, by cession of particular states, and the acceptance of Congress, become the seat of the government of the United States.

George Washington asked Maryland and Virginia to give up some land. Maryland give up 69 square miles on the north side of the Potomac River and Virginia ceded 31 square miles along the southern bank to grant the Constitutional limit of 100 square miles to the cause.

As part of the legislation ceding the land to the Federal Government, it was decided that no government office buildings could be built on the land which had previously belonged to Virgina and, so Pierre L'Enfant's plans only included the area north of the Potomac River.

Because there was no government business going on in the Virginia side of D.C., the area suffered economically and the people of Virginia said, in effect, if you're not going to use the 31 square miles we give you, why don't you just give it back. The Feds agreed and, in 1847, did just that.

Ok, so now to the present day. If the District of Columbia doesn't want me coming to its big party, I don't want them coming into my Commonwealth.

I am for taking the "retrocession of 1847" to is next logical phase. Virginia has already shown they don't want us. They left us, orphaned, on the doorstep of the Feds in 1790.

Rich Galen

Rich Galen has been a press secretary to Dan Quayle and Newt Gingrich. Rich Galen currently works as a journalist and writes at