Patrick Basham

We hope Santa’s so busy he hasn’t had time to read the British Medical Journal’s Christmas edition. Based on St. Nick’s fondness for good food, drink, and the occasional smoke, the medical establishment’s lifestyle puritans have dammed Santa as a “public health pariah.”

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According to Nathan Grills of Australia’s Monash University, Santa’s excessively plump frame makes him an advertisement for everything that the public health establishment is against – from overeating, drinking, and refusing to walk (all that travel by sleigh), to the odd smoke, to driving after drinking.

As Grills told Reuters, “There is a potential for someone who is as widely recognised around the world as Santa to influence people, especially children, and to show that it’s okay to drink, okay to be obese.”

Grills’ case against Santa is that he’s used by advertisers to promote unhealthy products to children and his weight and drinking (all those glasses of brandy that are left out for him by the fireplace) encourage obesity and excess drinking. This is simply, but dangerously, the Christmas version of the endlessly repeated public health ‘truth’ about the dangers of advertising, eating, and drinking.

The good news is that none of it is any truer this holiday season than any other time of year.

There’s little evidence that advertising using Santa or indeed any other advertising, however cleverly designed, has much effect in terms of getting children or young people to eat so-called ‘bad’ foods or in fact to make them fat.

Despite the public health establishment’s best efforts, massive reviews of the scientific evidence about the link between children’s eating preferences and food advertising – by the Institute of Medicine and in the UK by the regulator, OFCOM – have failed to show that food advertising either changes children’s diets or makes them fat. Indeed, at the same time as children have supposedly been getting fatter, food advertising budgets have been getting much thinner.

Furthermore, there is considerable evidence that Santa’s longevity is directly linked to his plumpness. In a massive study of weight and mortality, Katherine Flegal from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention found that the longest lived were not the thin but rather those who were overweight, a finding confirmed in many other studies.

Patrick Basham

Patrick Basham is founding director of the Democracy Institute and an adjunct scholar with Cato's Center for Representative Government.