Katie Kieffer

Posted December 15, 2014

Lena Dunham and the federal government aint volunteering to advocate for rape victims; they would like compensationin millions, please.

Posted December 08, 2014

Desperate is not disguising a bald spot with spray paint or treating a thinning scalp with Rogaine; desperate is murdering over a lock of human hairand unemployed Americans are growing desperate.

Posted December 01, 2014

Dr. Emanuel is the brother of Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel and an advisor to President Obama. Last month, he penned a column in The Atlantic where he cackled: ...by 75, creativity, originality, and productivity are pretty much gone for the vast, vast majority of us.

Posted November 24, 2014

How does the first black president reward blacks for voting for their hero?

Posted November 17, 2014

Fear of sunlight and guns is leading Democrats to turn nocturnal.

Posted November 10, 2014

Secret stories of soldiers stabbing their fellow soldiers in the back read like crime thrillers. Our bravest soldiers and veterans are increasingly the victims of abuse by other soldiers with more political clout.

Posted November 03, 2014

Ladies, Democrats fail you in four major ways.

Posted October 27, 2014

Halloween is four days before the midterms. Get out the vote with a costume that expresses your inner politico. Here are five fun political costume ideas that will spark a debate at your Halloween partyand remind your friends to vote for freedom.

Posted October 20, 2014

Two lawyers fight Ebola in the U.S. while our troops are forced to combat Ebola in West Africa. Americans may contract Ebola but rest assured: no one will sue the federal government.

Posted October 13, 2014

Janet Yellen is no masseuse. Nor is she a pecuniary zeus. Her economic policies sting like grapefruit juice and sound as silly as Dr. Seuss.

Posted October 06, 2014

California Governor Jerry Brown cares about college women. Which is why he is patronizing them.

Posted September 29, 2014

To a nunnery, go, and quickly too. Farewell, Joe Biden.

Posted September 22, 2014

Bang! Lee looked up from addressing a package while she waited in line for service at the post office. Despite a lobby packed with customerswithout noticea postal worker slammed down the service window gate and went to lunch, leaving Lee and the other patrons to fend for themselves.

Posted September 15, 2014

Its harvest time! But oil shipments out of the Bakken are causing dangerous and costly rail delays for farmers.

Posted September 08, 2014

Joan Rivers crushed 9/11 terrorists by laughing. So should you.

Posted August 25, 2014

Semper Fi, Sgt. Robert Richards. Thank you for your service. May you rest in peace.

Posted August 18, 2014

Steven Speilberg directed Jurassic Park 21 years ago. Barack Obama is now directing Juristic Park. Hold onto your popcorn. T. Rex is back.

Posted August 04, 2014

Jesse “The Body”? Who’s that? I’m a Minnesota girl and I only know Jesse the Baby.

Posted July 28, 2014

You and I avoid visiting the doctor by eating well. Doctors like Lee Silverman carry concealed in order to care for us when we do need them.

Posted July 21, 2014

Fracking in the state of Colorado during the year 2012 created 111,000 jobs whereas Barack Obama’s entire economy has only generated 110,000 jobs for Millennials since 2007.