John McCaslin

That was the "first former welfare mother to serve in Congress," as Rep. Lynn Woolsey's official bio states, reciting "the good, the bad, and the ugly of the Bush administration" on the House floor this week.

First, however, the California Democrat pointed out that the era of foreign policy "based on pre-emptive strikes, military might and bullying" is over and that the United States "led by President Obama will return to our national ideals of diplomacy and international cooperation."

As for the collection of Bush evils, it was compiled by the Council for a Livable World, and as the congresswoman noted the "goods" are far fewer than the "bads" and the "uglies."

BAILING OUT

Gee, I thought that Obama brought hope,
Not a trip down the slippery slope.
Now I see that his change
Is a kind that is strange,
And I feel like a big, stupid dope!

-- F.R. Duplantier

NO SECOND COMING

Inside the Beltway caught up with piano-playing satirist and comedian Mark Russell while he was dining Wednesday night at Teatro Goldoni restaurant in Washington.

Your assessment, sir, of President Obama's inauguration?

"I was upset after he finished his inaugural address that the cherry blossoms didn't bloom and the Potomac River didn't turn into Bud Light," Mr. Russell replied.

NEW LEADER

Speaking of political satirist Mark Russell, we see that he is the entertainment for Saturday's National Press Club "Presidential Inauguration."

No, the black-tie optional gala is not in honor of President Obama, rather it's for USA Today reporter Donna Leinwand, who was just elected the 102nd president of the 3,500-member club (there will be a good-natured roasting of the new president by some "familiar faces," we're told).

Otherwise, no better time to have somebody of Miss Leinwand's caliber at the helm of the world's leading organization for journalists. After all, the Boca Raton, Fla., native covers "crime and disasters" for the newspaper, of which there is no shortage of late in the hallowed halls of Washington.

THE 'BOOKERS'

Ever wonder how the cable TV news channels book the endless lineups of talking heads that fill the 24-hour on-air cycles with dialogue and analysis, if not chitchat and chatter?

Suffice it to say, booking the best television guest has become big business.


John McCaslin

John McCaslin is a contributing columnist on Townhall.com and author of Inside The Beltway: Offbeat Stories, Scoops, and Shenanigans from around the Nation's Capital .

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