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Former New York Republican Sen. Alfonse D'Amato is offering some advice on the importance of neighborhoods to eight architectural-design teams competing in a new History Channel series that conjures up how the District might look 100 years from now.

"In all those years that I served in Washington, D.C., anytime I wanted genuinely good pastrami, Danish, bagels, or pizza, I took a plane, train or car to go home to New York," he said. "While there are great restaurants in Washington, the sense of ethnicity — where food is celebrated as part of a neighborhood's pride — was missing."

Mr. D'Amato says Washington could use less marble and more old-fashioned corner markets.

Dog's world?

Christopher Cox, chairman of the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), assures Americans that even though technology can do a great deal to improve life, there will always be the need for humans to smooth the rough edges.

"There's one futurist who thinks technology can do it all, who says the SEC of the future will have only two employees — a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.

"Don't believe that for a minute," says Mr. Cox, a former Republican congressman from California.

It ain't good

Housing and Urban Development Secretary Alphonso R. Jackson didn't need to tell a White House gathering of county executives that "the housing market is going through some painful contractions" that are now beginning to affect local government budgets.

"If a homeowner stops paying, you stop collecting. It's not hard to do the math," noted Mr. Jackson, pointing out that in nearby Fairfax County the number of foreclosures "soared from 198 in 2005 to more than 4,000 last year."

Not to worry

The FBI was sympathetic when the American Red Cross fell victim in recent days to an e-mail hoax.

After all, the FBI, and for that matter the entire Justice Department, have been targets for several months now of fraudulent spam messages. The bogus correspondence, which even bears the Justice logo, is addressed to specific Americans or their businesses.

Even more unsettling, the recipients are notified that they are the subject of complaints filed with the Justice Department, which have been forwarded to the Internal Revenue Service — along with case numbers. "These e-mail messages are a hoax. Do not respond," Justice stresses.

Now you know

It's always been a mystery, but now researchers have discovered why the nearly 46-carat blue Hope Diamond on display in Washington sometimes shines a fiery red.


John McCaslin

John McCaslin is a contributing columnist on Townhall.com and author of Inside The Beltway: Offbeat Stories, Scoops, and Shenanigans from around the Nation's Capital .

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